OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
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WEKE: KOSMIK JUSTISE DESEND ON THE RONG-DOER
is it reely a hole 12 months since peat comence his weakley diary for hoaley MOALEY o can it be true?
it giv one pause for THORT when one cast ones mind back to the hedey days of sumer 2007 those halceon times when a young and thrusteng gorden BROUN sezed the throan at number 10 the nasion fell in LUV with xciteng new tallents like basehunter and the POGBIN DETECTIVS the luvley AMEY hav just diskoverd the delites of the GLASS TROMBONE peat was giving the luvley CATE the good news on a nitely basis and is there still jam for tea mater? SUCH DAYS WE ENJOID AS NEVVER BEFOR.
but TIMES WIGNED CHARRIET PURSU US ALL it snap at our heals and sa look sharp fatey i do not hav all DAY.
it is INSTRUKTIV to look back on this past yere and relise the FAIT wich hav befallen those who kross PEAT yes infakt we must kontemplate a verriteble KURSE OF DOEHERTY.
BEHOALD THE UNFORTUNAT CATE.
she hav binned off peat in a fit of PEAK for the minor ofence of sukuming to the ADVANSES of a atraktiv young fan well it is rude not to after they hav given you the old ROGAN JOSH in the babeyshables tuor van peat is a gentelman abov all and konsiderat to the LADES.
the twig-leged soupermodle also take UMBERANCE at peats inosent habits i.e. pasing out in the TIOLET and floging mobele fone vidoes cate in the THROSE of SEXEUAL XTASE to daley miror next thing peat is livving in a KARAVANET on hankney WIK wot a swizz.
but how does PROVVIDENSE at lenghth punnish the fekless CLOTHS HOARSE? we rede that cate hav kicked out her substanded replasement JAMMEY MINCE from the KILTS who resemmble a SHRINKEY DINK of roney WOOD hmmmmm kome to think of it cate resembel a boney and HARD-EYED ruschian "waiteress" HERSELF wot can it mene? SUCH IS THE WEEL OF FATE.
Also BEHOALD THE UNFORTUNATE AMEY.
peat hav oferd her the bennefit of his XPERENCE his GOOD SENSE his SONGRITING ABILITES also the old VITTAMIN H at a nockdown BOGOF prise of £10 pounds for two bags you wil get no beter DELE and HOW IS HE REPADE?
after rejekting peats vows of LUV she marey the jailbound BLAKE SYBIL-FLATCAP you kno the storey and as we rede last week she is using PRISEN VISSITS to simulate the AKT OF LUV for his inkarserated hubsband.
imagen the SENE the ratleing tatoed human TOAST RAK karefuley unbuton her BLOSE to revele witherd BRESTS with naked lade drawing on them. then she rigel off her pensil skurt and OLD LADE TIGHTES and press her palid form aganst the glass as she RITHE in TRANSPOTS OF PLESURE coo ur gosh poor blake it is klose to TOTUER like in guanotampono BAY. .
pehaps blake will embrase the prisen praktis of URANIANISM as a result for he hav finely receved his sentence e.g. 27 mths in CHOAKEY translasion out in a fortnite fined 1 (one) bag WINEGUMES and his SILEY HAT.
But wot of peat HIMSELF? sadly he look at the FORWERD BOOKING pages of his filofax (free with LAZY TOWN MAGGAZINE it is verrey good value) and see NOTHING BUT BLANK PAGES.....
THIS WEKE: KOSMIK JUSTISE DESEND ON THE RONG-DOER,
pete doherty,
amy winehouse,
kate moss,
jamie hince
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