OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
rane pore down welinton BOOT go splish splosh in the QAGMIRE the wan faces of the ceseless hords of the DAMMED pass by there blank xpresions siley wite-framed sunglases and t shirt wich read MEGA LOLZ!!! are iluminated onley by burninge POLLISTIRENE CUP on a stick yes welcom to the GLASTROMBONERY FESTIVAL in suney summerset!
once agane peat hav acepted a invitasion to
PEFORM at the noted intenasionel festival of music arts komedey theatre and
primarriley LOLLING AROUND IN MUDEY PUDDEL after partakeing of two DENISE THE
MENISES and a "NINE BAR" as you kno peat hav KONTEMPT for such behavour it is
beneth him and he diskard it.
also apering are a hoast of cuting edge gruops inkludinge SHAKING STEPHEN shirley basey LULU showadeywadey mudd and NEAL DIMOND from the YUONG ONES pehaps he will do hoal in my SHOE.
peats pefomance is of korse a TRIUMF he play befor a croud of dozens on the HAPEY WIZARD STAGE AND FALAFEL STALL in nearby wincanton everbode sing all the words well more than peat kan remember and they shout enkuraging thinges like "wot time is amey on?" "sorey you wil hav to speke up i hav a teribel signel" and "i am lost can i borow yore tent?"
wile is it HARTENING to see ones audence firming up to a KOMITED AND XCLUSIV HARDCOAR peat hav to admit to a minor sinking FEALING. This time last yere it was the PIRAMID stage the roring CROUDS the fragret CATE who go at it like the KLAPERS in her luxurey YURT backstage also the low flying TV KAMERA wich wack one on the bonse O THE GLAMER. this yere who okupy SENTER STAGE but...
THE AKURSED AMEY.
peat hav oferd her so much and how is he repade chiz chiz? is there an invitasion to peform a duet of i cuold be so good for you (theam from MINDER) or maybe save yore LUV by renay and renato? THERE IS NOT.
insted peat stand knee-deep in the MIRE and wotch in sadness as amey stager onstage she hav 3 inches of slap on to kover the DREDFUL SALOWNESS incurd by the old Roberta Flack and sa many weedy things like "canyey west is a cunt" o how ladelike and "mi hubsband BLAAAAAAAAAKE is the same as the heroik NESLON MADELYA" then she punch a fan in the GOB the audence muter and shufel it is somwat embarasing.
as the darkening SKIES close in and the air fill with the smel of burning TENTS peat hav the inkreasing sense that this is the end of an ERRA. wot will the next yere hold? wil amey hedline glastrombonery agane i wonder ho ho fat chance chum. and wot of peat? will the tides of stardom drag him back to the top of the bill or will be he doing the LITTER RUN and kolekting singatuers for SAVE THE WALE?
ONLY TIME, KRUEL MISTRES OF ALL, WILL TELL.
also apering are a hoast of cuting edge gruops inkludinge SHAKING STEPHEN shirley basey LULU showadeywadey mudd and NEAL DIMOND from the YUONG ONES pehaps he will do hoal in my SHOE.
peats pefomance is of korse a TRIUMF he play befor a croud of dozens on the HAPEY WIZARD STAGE AND FALAFEL STALL in nearby wincanton everbode sing all the words well more than peat kan remember and they shout enkuraging thinges like "wot time is amey on?" "sorey you wil hav to speke up i hav a teribel signel" and "i am lost can i borow yore tent?"
wile is it HARTENING to see ones audence firming up to a KOMITED AND XCLUSIV HARDCOAR peat hav to admit to a minor sinking FEALING. This time last yere it was the PIRAMID stage the roring CROUDS the fragret CATE who go at it like the KLAPERS in her luxurey YURT backstage also the low flying TV KAMERA wich wack one on the bonse O THE GLAMER. this yere who okupy SENTER STAGE but...
THE AKURSED AMEY.
peat hav oferd her so much and how is he repade chiz chiz? is there an invitasion to peform a duet of i cuold be so good for you (theam from MINDER) or maybe save yore LUV by renay and renato? THERE IS NOT.
insted peat stand knee-deep in the MIRE and wotch in sadness as amey stager onstage she hav 3 inches of slap on to kover the DREDFUL SALOWNESS incurd by the old Roberta Flack and sa many weedy things like "canyey west is a cunt" o how ladelike and "mi hubsband BLAAAAAAAAAKE is the same as the heroik NESLON MADELYA" then she punch a fan in the GOB the audence muter and shufel it is somwat embarasing.
as the darkening SKIES close in and the air fill with the smel of burning TENTS peat hav the inkreasing sense that this is the end of an ERRA. wot will the next yere hold? wil amey hedline glastrombonery agane i wonder ho ho fat chance chum. and wot of peat? will the tides of stardom drag him back to the top of the bill or will be he doing the LITTER RUN and kolekting singatuers for SAVE THE WALE?
ONLY TIME, KRUEL MISTRES OF ALL, WILL TELL.
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