OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
It is a VEXASIUS QESTION wich come to all of us in the end and this weke it have konfronted AMEY the dred isue is of korse how much "ADMIN" is too much?
you may hav red in the "news"papes that the slender silvan sole sensasion hav KOLAPSED in her tastful london PAED A TERRE after a lenthy morning afternune evening and morning of doeing "ADMIN" she fall over go krash ooo ouch bash she nock over the BUDGEY CAGE and the onley thing wich save her is her BEHIVE wich after many months of benine neglekt hav the sturdey and impeneatrouble konsistansey of a BAKELITE KRASH HELMET.
wen the abulanse krew diskover her she is
lying on the FLOR kovered in budgey liter singeing kupid draw back yore BOW and
her BEHIVE kontane so many weghty items i.e. gunge krisps dust beetels old bit
of bungey KORT PAPERS relating to the imprisennment of the reatched BLAKE bills
keys anvils and laptop KOPUTERS that it reqire a block and TAKLE in oarder to
right her agane.
amey is then wisked off to HOPITILE were doktors advise her that if she donot stop with the DRUGGS she will inevetably KARK it i mene i ARSK you wot do we pay these ppl for it is a DISGRASE.
peat himself is no strainger to "ADMIN" why he often start the day with a kuple of rocks of "ADMIN" folowed by a gram or two of "FILING" a hot spoonful of "DOUBEL ENTERY BOOK KEEPING" deliverd thruogh the trustey silver paper of "DIAREY MANAGMENT" and then WOT HO TA RAN TA RAH we are all set for a busy day of lying on the SETTEY looking at the celing while a CAT krawl all over ones face.
but it is not everbodes KONSTITUSION wich is kut out for this xacting behavour and it apere that AMEY hav reched her limitasions chiz chiz. we can give onley one piece of advise. she must rekrute an ADMIN ASSISTENT fourth with.
with trembeling hands peat slick down his HAR and polish his CV...
amey is then wisked off to HOPITILE were doktors advise her that if she donot stop with the DRUGGS she will inevetably KARK it i mene i ARSK you wot do we pay these ppl for it is a DISGRASE.
peat himself is no strainger to "ADMIN" why he often start the day with a kuple of rocks of "ADMIN" folowed by a gram or two of "FILING" a hot spoonful of "DOUBEL ENTERY BOOK KEEPING" deliverd thruogh the trustey silver paper of "DIAREY MANAGMENT" and then WOT HO TA RAN TA RAH we are all set for a busy day of lying on the SETTEY looking at the celing while a CAT krawl all over ones face.
but it is not everbodes KONSTITUSION wich is kut out for this xacting behavour and it apere that AMEY hav reched her limitasions chiz chiz. we can give onley one piece of advise. she must rekrute an ADMIN ASSISTENT fourth with.
with trembeling hands peat slick down his HAR and polish his CV...
THIS WEKE: A MOMENT OF REFLEKTION,
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES,
pete doherty,
amy winehouse,
hospital,
admin,
drugs
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