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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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on okasion peat pause to wonder at the TRAJEKTORY of his grate frend muse and unrekwited OBJEKT OF PASION mrs AMEY SPEARMINT-WINO.
it is a modern wonder is it not i mene ther is nevver a qiet moment for the star-krost singeing sensasion pehaps she did something teribel in a past life like join the MOONIES shoot joan LENON or maybe akt as AKOMPLIS to moores murdererers ian bradey the old lade and mira HINGELY she certanly have the HAR for it.
this weke howefer hav surpast even AMEYS
ushual standads of katastrofey AS YOU WILL SEE.
firstley she apere in a old vidoe on "news" of the world web sight singeing apauling RASCIST SONGS it go yar boo i donot like blacks and packeys and chinks it is VEREY SHOKING AND DISASTFUL wot is she thinking? you are not allowed to be a nazey if you are jewitch thats wot i got told hav she gone MENTEL? is it the old ROBERTA FLACK speking?
peat hav to admit he is SORELY DISAPOINTED in the behavour of his disadvantegd FREND for in his xperence amey hav a GRATE LUV of all the coluors of the world xpecally the BROUN and abit of the WITE to wake you up in the morning.
howefer KLOSER XAMINASION revele the truth the wobely vidoe image from late last yere is the doing of the dredful parasitik wede BLAKE FIDDLERONTHEHOOF pore amey sa BLAAAAAAAKE BLAAAAAAAKE you are not FILUMING this ar you ifso i wil DEVORSE you he sa no babes i swere on yore LIFE this brordcast qality kamera and profesionel liteing crew are merely artefakts of yore KEMIKAL REVVERY he then advise her to pla another brefe voluntary on the GLASS TROMBONE plump up her NOCKERS and singe a song about FORENERS.
one hopes the dredful winjng roter got a good few bob for betreying his sopfistikated hem hem beatiful hem hem hem fragrent MOST HEM HEMS EVVER IN THE WORLD IN SPACE wife to the retched scuondrels of her magesties "news"papers. but this bring us to the SEKOND devvelopment in the kontinueing SOPE OPRAH of ameys LIFE.
TO WIT: the disgusting BLAKE hav pleaded GILTY in the HIGH KORT to comon ASALT perveting the KORSE of ameys karear havving a siley HAT ponking to high HEVVEN poo ur gosh hav he DYED and also generaly being a wede sneke cad roter oik toe-rag bounder and THOROHGLY BAD EGG.
Judge sa 100000000000000 yeres in CHOKEY take him awa i onley wish libberal do gooders hav not ROBED me of the ULTIMET SANKTION sosiety hav erned a rest from mr BLAAAAAKES aktivites and i shuold FONDLEY wish to see him dance a TYBURN JIG cheers cheers cheers sa the asembeld kort but it is all in VANE.
as the wimpering DEFEANDANT is draged below his weaping wife pause from howling BLAAAAAKE in the tradisional maner and her eyes meet PEATS akross the publik gallery.
O PEAT KAN YOU EVER LUV A RASCIALIST they seem to sa xept one eye is looking at you and the other is looking for you she hav had a small "livener" on the wa to KORT and she is totally QARTER TO THREE.
with a hevy HART peat lower his eyes and TURN AWAY....
firstley she apere in a old vidoe on "news" of the world web sight singeing apauling RASCIST SONGS it go yar boo i donot like blacks and packeys and chinks it is VEREY SHOKING AND DISASTFUL wot is she thinking? you are not allowed to be a nazey if you are jewitch thats wot i got told hav she gone MENTEL? is it the old ROBERTA FLACK speking?
peat hav to admit he is SORELY DISAPOINTED in the behavour of his disadvantegd FREND for in his xperence amey hav a GRATE LUV of all the coluors of the world xpecally the BROUN and abit of the WITE to wake you up in the morning.
howefer KLOSER XAMINASION revele the truth the wobely vidoe image from late last yere is the doing of the dredful parasitik wede BLAKE FIDDLERONTHEHOOF pore amey sa BLAAAAAAAKE BLAAAAAAAKE you are not FILUMING this ar you ifso i wil DEVORSE you he sa no babes i swere on yore LIFE this brordcast qality kamera and profesionel liteing crew are merely artefakts of yore KEMIKAL REVVERY he then advise her to pla another brefe voluntary on the GLASS TROMBONE plump up her NOCKERS and singe a song about FORENERS.
one hopes the dredful winjng roter got a good few bob for betreying his sopfistikated hem hem beatiful hem hem hem fragrent MOST HEM HEMS EVVER IN THE WORLD IN SPACE wife to the retched scuondrels of her magesties "news"papers. but this bring us to the SEKOND devvelopment in the kontinueing SOPE OPRAH of ameys LIFE.
TO WIT: the disgusting BLAKE hav pleaded GILTY in the HIGH KORT to comon ASALT perveting the KORSE of ameys karear havving a siley HAT ponking to high HEVVEN poo ur gosh hav he DYED and also generaly being a wede sneke cad roter oik toe-rag bounder and THOROHGLY BAD EGG.
Judge sa 100000000000000 yeres in CHOKEY take him awa i onley wish libberal do gooders hav not ROBED me of the ULTIMET SANKTION sosiety hav erned a rest from mr BLAAAAAKES aktivites and i shuold FONDLEY wish to see him dance a TYBURN JIG cheers cheers cheers sa the asembeld kort but it is all in VANE.
as the wimpering DEFEANDANT is draged below his weaping wife pause from howling BLAAAAAKE in the tradisional maner and her eyes meet PEATS akross the publik gallery.
O PEAT KAN YOU EVER LUV A RASCIALIST they seem to sa xept one eye is looking at you and the other is looking for you she hav had a small "livener" on the wa to KORT and she is totally QARTER TO THREE.
with a hevy HART peat lower his eyes and TURN AWAY....
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