OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
it is a trikky old GAME wen one is in the publik eye one hav to mannage the "news" aggenda manetane a KONSPIKUOSE profile ensure the "news"papers donot go without abit of something entertaning to put oposite the nudey LADES ect ect it can be an apauling FAG chiz chiz chiz.
it is also a teribley KOMPETATIV busnes. with
the best will in the world one find oneselv up aganst the likes of foopbaler
ASTLEY COALS wife SHERIL CROW from onley gels alowed she do all kinds of
OUTRAGOUS thing like hav a new harcut stand next to a man who is not her
HUBSBAND punch klokeroom atendent in the GOB wil singeing the horst wesel and
such like coo gosh kor blime it is AMAZING!
or wot about LILLEY ALAN who hav gone mentel died her har YELOW xpose her HEVEING WOMENLY BRESTS on a bech in FRANSE how disgrasfule and also were a giant BABEGROW wile hoofing up the "koktales" at SHORTDITH HOUSE? it is all bekos of her starkrost LUV life you kno ever since she split up with MO FROM THE SIPSONS from the kemikle broathers it was teribeley sad and frends are KONSERNED.
then AGANE wot about mi grate frend and muse AMEY WIFEGROUSE who last weke hav won the prestiggouse IVOR BIGUN award for songriting she is honord at a GLITERING SEREMONE in londons west end for her hartfelt and tender interpreatasions of BRAS ON 45 and other klasix from the abum handeling swolen GOODS.
in tipikle fasion AMEY donot turn up and send her big fat grumpey bus driver of a dad MITCH to kolekt the gleming TROFEY. then she sho up at the afterparte looking like hilder OGDEN after a bout of DISENTERY grab award and dump it down the PAWN SHOP for "sunderys" wot a masteful peformance it is all over the papes the next day.
WOT IS PEAT TO DO in order to remane ahed of the "NEWS" CYKLE?
the best he can kome UP with is to bring his pet KATS to sold out babyshabels komeback gigg at mass club in BRICKSTONE surely this will provoak many HI JINX and a grate sense of EVENT but retched mogeys merely cower behind spekers and widel with FERE.
peat play the simpathey card he go ooo boo hoo one of the kats got run over on the way we have BURREYD it on the rodeside but punters merely go yeh yeh get on with it FROG-FACE do folk forever or pehaps killer man BIRO wot is a chap to DO?
at the back of the croud peat seem to spy a tall dark SINNISTER figure drest in HOODED CLOKE he cary a large SCYTHE and in boney fingers he carey a card on wich is writen on gothik skript the dred words TAXI FOR DOEHERTY....
or wot about LILLEY ALAN who hav gone mentel died her har YELOW xpose her HEVEING WOMENLY BRESTS on a bech in FRANSE how disgrasfule and also were a giant BABEGROW wile hoofing up the "koktales" at SHORTDITH HOUSE? it is all bekos of her starkrost LUV life you kno ever since she split up with MO FROM THE SIPSONS from the kemikle broathers it was teribeley sad and frends are KONSERNED.
then AGANE wot about mi grate frend and muse AMEY WIFEGROUSE who last weke hav won the prestiggouse IVOR BIGUN award for songriting she is honord at a GLITERING SEREMONE in londons west end for her hartfelt and tender interpreatasions of BRAS ON 45 and other klasix from the abum handeling swolen GOODS.
in tipikle fasion AMEY donot turn up and send her big fat grumpey bus driver of a dad MITCH to kolekt the gleming TROFEY. then she sho up at the afterparte looking like hilder OGDEN after a bout of DISENTERY grab award and dump it down the PAWN SHOP for "sunderys" wot a masteful peformance it is all over the papes the next day.
WOT IS PEAT TO DO in order to remane ahed of the "NEWS" CYKLE?
the best he can kome UP with is to bring his pet KATS to sold out babyshabels komeback gigg at mass club in BRICKSTONE surely this will provoak many HI JINX and a grate sense of EVENT but retched mogeys merely cower behind spekers and widel with FERE.
peat play the simpathey card he go ooo boo hoo one of the kats got run over on the way we have BURREYD it on the rodeside but punters merely go yeh yeh get on with it FROG-FACE do folk forever or pehaps killer man BIRO wot is a chap to DO?
at the back of the croud peat seem to spy a tall dark SINNISTER figure drest in HOODED CLOKE he cary a large SCYTHE and in boney fingers he carey a card on wich is writen on gothik skript the dred words TAXI FOR DOEHERTY....
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