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wellkom one and ALL to a groundbraking multy MEDIER xperience yes peat and klose frend konfidant and singeing peperarmi AMEY GRIMEHOUSE hav desided to cut out the MIDEL MAN i.e. the distorting and mannipulativ "NEWS"PAPERS and speke direkt to there FAN BASE on the isues of the DAY.
to this END they hav rekorded a specal vidoe on the YOUTH TUBE it hav a sickley blue lite wobely cammera and teribel sound it resembel two tramps in a buket full of LISTERINE but come on they did it on a unloked NOKIER wot do you want eh BEN HER indeaner jones and the TEMPEL of the GLASS TROMBONE or pehaps TITTANIK?
staring in this VALUBEL DOKUMENT are....
* peat DOEHERTY voce of a jenearasion viktim of polise haresment and reinkarnation of lord persey bish bosh shely he is teribley daper all the lades hav a bit of a thing for him.
* A PORE TINEY KONFUSED SKINLESS LITEL KRETURE wich hav no idear wot day it is oh dere bless the retchid thing it is covered in MUCK is teribely unstedy on its PINS canot get its eyes open and make pathetik MEWLING noises all the time
also
* A MOUSE
AKTION!
PEAT stager towards kamera he sing you done to much much to young like the SPECALS and grete the VEWERS with a cherey wave of one grimey PAW.
AMEY produce box of newborn MICE and present it to KAMERA.
AMEY: look everbode tiney mice they are INOSENT and newborn rigeling about and weing everewere o how swete.
PEAT: coo gosh how PSIKODELIK it resembel the male ORGAN of LUV xept with eyes on the end e.g. joney BOVRIL.
AMEY pik up one such ROADENT and balanse it on a singel grubey FINGER pore mouse donot hav his SEA LEGS yet and regard amey with HOROR.
AMEY: hello litel FUREY FREND do you hav a mesage for the peple? wot is that i here you SQEKE? tell dredful selfish wede BLAAAAKE FOOTLING-SYNDRUM not to devorce the lovely AMEY? qite rite too.
PEAT pik up another helpless MOUSE and ask to borow £10 off it til wendesay.
PEAT singing the specals agane: were did you get that BLANK xpresion on yore face eh hav you bene at my gere naughty MOUSE 2?
AMEY: listen he is sqekeing agane he sa blaaaaake donot devorce mumey i am onley a day old but i kno what LUV is.
KAMERA zoom in on MOUSE 1 it fokus on the benited beasts tiney harless FACE could it be that MOUSE 1 is about to speke for itself? Hist!
MOUSE 1: o wot fereful univers is this into wich we are UNWONTEDLY PITCHED it is ruled by cruel giant GODS who talk teribel old RUBISH ponk like a dead horse on a sunny day and i mite add could use a bit of FASSHION STYLINGE this is a fate worse than DETH.
MOUSE 1 jump off ameys finger and thro himself in a TRAP i.e. like in les dawson wen mater-in-law come round.
AMEY burst into TERES and peat KOMFORT her with a warm EMBRASE.
PEAT: never mind that babes you kno ther are plenty mor were than one kame from.
he tap ameys BEHIVE litely and out fall 1 doz. newborn MICE also cig ends dead beetels copy of rekording KONTRACT 2 jappanese solders who think the Second WW2 is still going lord lucan MADDIE and SHERGAR.
Peat: KUT!!
* peat DOEHERTY voce of a jenearasion viktim of polise haresment and reinkarnation of lord persey bish bosh shely he is teribley daper all the lades hav a bit of a thing for him.
* A PORE TINEY KONFUSED SKINLESS LITEL KRETURE wich hav no idear wot day it is oh dere bless the retchid thing it is covered in MUCK is teribely unstedy on its PINS canot get its eyes open and make pathetik MEWLING noises all the time
also
* A MOUSE
AKTION!
PEAT stager towards kamera he sing you done to much much to young like the SPECALS and grete the VEWERS with a cherey wave of one grimey PAW.
AMEY produce box of newborn MICE and present it to KAMERA.
AMEY: look everbode tiney mice they are INOSENT and newborn rigeling about and weing everewere o how swete.
PEAT: coo gosh how PSIKODELIK it resembel the male ORGAN of LUV xept with eyes on the end e.g. joney BOVRIL.
AMEY pik up one such ROADENT and balanse it on a singel grubey FINGER pore mouse donot hav his SEA LEGS yet and regard amey with HOROR.
AMEY: hello litel FUREY FREND do you hav a mesage for the peple? wot is that i here you SQEKE? tell dredful selfish wede BLAAAAKE FOOTLING-SYNDRUM not to devorce the lovely AMEY? qite rite too.
PEAT pik up another helpless MOUSE and ask to borow £10 off it til wendesay.
PEAT singing the specals agane: were did you get that BLANK xpresion on yore face eh hav you bene at my gere naughty MOUSE 2?
AMEY: listen he is sqekeing agane he sa blaaaaake donot devorce mumey i am onley a day old but i kno what LUV is.
KAMERA zoom in on MOUSE 1 it fokus on the benited beasts tiney harless FACE could it be that MOUSE 1 is about to speke for itself? Hist!
MOUSE 1: o wot fereful univers is this into wich we are UNWONTEDLY PITCHED it is ruled by cruel giant GODS who talk teribel old RUBISH ponk like a dead horse on a sunny day and i mite add could use a bit of FASSHION STYLINGE this is a fate worse than DETH.
MOUSE 1 jump off ameys finger and thro himself in a TRAP i.e. like in les dawson wen mater-in-law come round.
AMEY burst into TERES and peat KOMFORT her with a warm EMBRASE.
PEAT: never mind that babes you kno ther are plenty mor were than one kame from.
he tap ameys BEHIVE litely and out fall 1 doz. newborn MICE also cig ends dead beetels copy of rekording KONTRACT 2 jappanese solders who think the Second WW2 is still going lord lucan MADDIE and SHERGAR.
Peat: KUT!!
THIS WEKE: MOUSE OF THE BEEHIVE,
THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES,
pete doherty,
amy winehouse,
mice,
pets
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