OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
as you KNO the prisen regeme is BRUTAL wot with sqeaky bunks itchey blanket boild EGG wich is not freerang no FABRIK CONDITONER on prisen undies limited range of "news"papers wot about the TELEGRAFH eh?
also poor reseption on radio 4 having to do JANKERS boo hiss and of corse random xplosions of VILENCE over the tinyest of SLITES e.g. i want to watch locasion locasion locasion but GOCK WAN is on the other side hang on wot about come DINE with me biff bash ouch groo help then mr MACKIE and mr BAROCLUF intervene in due CORSE.
it is a JUNGEL in there an ceseless barbarik war of man on man like lord of the FLEAS.
on the loanly TRUDGE round the brekfast buffy oo wot will it be toda CODELD EGG or bowl of ALPEN peat receve a nudge on the ribs from noted prisen face ACID BATH TOMKINSON who is on a lifer for puting washers in the GAS metre.
oi oi DOEHERTY he sa you know wot i rede in this mornings curent BUN that singeing sensasion and scratching post for stray mogeys ms AMEY LIMEHOUSE hav been plaing AWAY she hav hopped on with a member of her MANNAGEMENT TEME also one of babyshables who hav the youthful good looks of ARSEN WANGER after a bout of DIAREAR.
HOW DARE YOU peat cri bash him on head with tea tray stuff BAKON up his jumper and in tradisional prisen humiliasion scatter KOKO POPS on his weaping face it make the milk go brown did you kno?
this teribel rough TRETEMENT is regretable but necesary for peat is consealing a SEKRET wich if it bekame kommon knowledge.
you ma have sene ms AMEY RINDHOUSE carousing around london in the kompany of her brand new FREND litel known music manager alex HAMES she stager along propt up next to her klene-living new BEAU like a drunken WIGWAM it is qite swete reely.
but hav anebode ever seen mr HAMES befor this weke hem hem or for that mater hav he ever been seen ANEWERE AT ALL? it is a MISTERY.
after peat is FROG-marchd back into his cell he peep under the bed to make sure the handmade MASK is safe and he chek behind the giant CHAZ AND DAVE poster to ensure the TUNEL hav not been discoverd e.g. as in the SHORTSPANK REDEPTION.
in a nabering CELL the apauling BLAKE SYBIAN-FINGERING grip his copey of the daley miror in WITENING FINGERS he stare at the FOTOGRAPH of amey and "alex" he spot that alex hav the tell-tale NOCK-NEED STANCE of arch foe peat doeherty of babeyshables and he HOWL....
on the loanly TRUDGE round the brekfast buffy oo wot will it be toda CODELD EGG or bowl of ALPEN peat receve a nudge on the ribs from noted prisen face ACID BATH TOMKINSON who is on a lifer for puting washers in the GAS metre.
oi oi DOEHERTY he sa you know wot i rede in this mornings curent BUN that singeing sensasion and scratching post for stray mogeys ms AMEY LIMEHOUSE hav been plaing AWAY she hav hopped on with a member of her MANNAGEMENT TEME also one of babyshables who hav the youthful good looks of ARSEN WANGER after a bout of DIAREAR.
HOW DARE YOU peat cri bash him on head with tea tray stuff BAKON up his jumper and in tradisional prisen humiliasion scatter KOKO POPS on his weaping face it make the milk go brown did you kno?
this teribel rough TRETEMENT is regretable but necesary for peat is consealing a SEKRET wich if it bekame kommon knowledge.
you ma have sene ms AMEY RINDHOUSE carousing around london in the kompany of her brand new FREND litel known music manager alex HAMES she stager along propt up next to her klene-living new BEAU like a drunken WIGWAM it is qite swete reely.
but hav anebode ever seen mr HAMES befor this weke hem hem or for that mater hav he ever been seen ANEWERE AT ALL? it is a MISTERY.
after peat is FROG-marchd back into his cell he peep under the bed to make sure the handmade MASK is safe and he chek behind the giant CHAZ AND DAVE poster to ensure the TUNEL hav not been discoverd e.g. as in the SHORTSPANK REDEPTION.
in a nabering CELL the apauling BLAKE SYBIAN-FINGERING grip his copey of the daley miror in WITENING FINGERS he stare at the FOTOGRAPH of amey and "alex" he spot that alex hav the tell-tale NOCK-NEED STANCE of arch foe peat doeherty of babeyshables and he HOWL....
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