THIS WEKE: NNE MAGAZINE SINGELS REVIEW SPECIEL
time pass xceedingly SLOLY when one is inkarserated becos of the dredful MASHINATIONS of power i.e. brutel screws wake one up with only a cup of p.g. tips and copey of daley miror wich hav not bene IRONED then down to BREKFAST BUFEY for sossidges wich hav gon COLD fride egg wich hav gon HARD no KOKO POPS only ordinarey rise chripspies chiz chiz it is hell on ERTH.
then one pass the lengthy day with only scrabel monople cludoe risk frustrasion and HUNGREY HIPOES to kepe the sufering at bay and finelly a film befor lites out pehapps SLEPELESS IN SEATEL or wen HARY met SALY it is UNBERABLE it make one identify with other prisners of konsience like NELSEN MANDALIA boby sands and gary GLITRE peat hav considderd riting to AMNASTY INTENTIONAL about it.
HAPILEY this weke peats grate frends on the outside have releved the AGGONEY with an intresting DIVERSOIN i.e. peat hav been revewing the SINGELS for NNE maggazine. here is an xclusive PREVEW.
RADIOHED Boo Hoo George W Bush Hav Kiled All The Polar Bearz
EDEXEL REKORD AND TAPES
jejune, disinjenuouse and LAXADASIKAL. band go moan drone moan drone winje as per ushual. tom york hav a face like a squished tomato and donot singe much beter. do he think we are CLOTS? v poor D-
GLANSVEGAS Hoots, Mi Paw Hav Spent All The Bawbies Doon The Boozer
PISH REKORDS
hold on to yore penision book GRANDAD it is time to dig the new BREDE coming strate outa GLASGO in wales sounding like a cross between the velvet UNDEGROUND on DRUGGS and the MCP45 on DRUGGS at a party in charls MANSENS house with a lot of DRUGGS avalable. this song make everthing else in the WORLD irelevant also they are grate frends of mine AMAZING A++++++++
PIGBIN DETECTIVS Theres More Than One Band In Leads You Kno
ELAND RODE REKORDS
apauling nok-off version of the worst band ever e.g. the KARZEY CHEFES this is the kind of rekord wich is onley of use to JO WILEY and advetisers of mobiel FONES like oringe t mobiel and NOCKIER. the faster BABYSHABELS return to overthr to existing MORES and BORJOIS KONVENSIONS of pop music the beter but i wouldent hold yor breath if i wer you APSOLUTELY TERIBLE K------------
THE KLACTONS Interspaciel Amazing Intergalaktik Spaceship
BIG SPACE ROBOT FROM SPACE REKORDS
o dere wot a disapointment how QIKLEY young talent dekline into CLISHEY and reppetision the pore KLACTONS hav finished there eng. books run out of IDEARS and now resembel a terible PARODDEY of there former GLORES also they once gave me a funey look at NNE awards and refused to lend me a tener CHIZ C-----
COLDPEA If I Could Cri Like A Dolfin Cries
ENI REKORDS
coo ur gosh mr CHRIST MARTIN desend from the mountan topp to dispence his latest WIZDOM wot will it be tell us o you mite. aktualey it is the same old FLANEL about saving the plannet he is worse than BONIO and his lade wife GWINETH PALTREY look like a newborn GIRAF with a eting disorder. VEREY BAD D-----------
Singel Of The Weke: BLAKE WILDER-SPIVILL now that he is in clink and AMEY is living the life of the MEREY WIDOW if you get mi MENING and i think you DO.