OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
a view to a PILL! from hogston with LUV! live and let DIET and bekome woryingly THIN! on her magesties secret DRUGGS! doktor no no no! moonBLAAAAAKEr!
yes the dredfuel tabloids hav had a FEILD DAY wot with the xciting news that singeing sensasion and picky eater AMEY WORMHORSE hav bene chosen to rekord the theme song for the new JAMS BOND film by the way do anebode hav a clue wot a QANTAS OF SOLACE is gosh i hav no idear is it to do with the OSTRALIAN NATIONAL AIRLINE?
yor frend and felow suferer PEAT lern of this from the daley mirror as he langiush at her MAGESTEY'S plesure sharing a cell with two dangerus CRINIMALS e.g. KRUSHER McTAVVISH who hav faled to pay for tv lisense and BRIAN "THE HAMMER" OGRADEY who is doeing 8 years hard labour for building an ornemental gardan well without counsel PLANING PEMISSION.
peat DISPENSES with the irksome duties of the morning i.e. swopeing a copy of razzel and a signed RIMEL advert with cate on it for a bit of the old hem hem never mind. suitebly REFRESHD he relax on his bunk and his mind begin to WANDER...
TITLES: trumpet BLAIR elektrik giutar go ding der-ding DING ding ding lots of naked LADES swirl around in SILOUETT and peform oriel SEX on barettas lugers and walter ppks they look a bit skiney gosh it apere to be AMEY.
AMEY SINGE: ooold MINGER ner NERRR ner she's the ONE, the one with the grimey KRUTCH i wouldent touch.... if i were YOU
then top secret AIGENT p doeherty lisensed to KILL apere lookin v daper in dinner jaket from MOSS BROS he snap fingers sa GARSON one serving of the old GORDEN BROWN shaken not STIRD and setel down at the ROOLET TABEL where he put one hary old wine gum on red 24 and win £100000000000 pounds.
ATRACTIVE YOUNG LADE apere plade by AMEY well I sa atractiv you get the PIKTURE.
AMEY: ooo i sa are you top secret aigent p doeherty mi name is IVANA BUNKUP-SMACKWORTHEY pehaps you fancy a quick blowie?
sudenly blak clad HENTCHMEN burst in through windoe and machine gun everbode ur ur ur ur ur ur krash argh ugh aiee grooo doeherty produce fathful WALTER PPK and plug the lot of them CHEERS CHEERS CHEERS.
their employer crinimal mastermind BLAKE BLOFELDER-CIVIL hav bene sqoshed under a PIANO he cower before the brittish EMPIRE's top xpionage opperative beter known as.007mg. a single tear drip from behind the evil supervilen's EYEPACH and his wite cat hav run away.
DOEHERTY: this is a GRAND pikle you are in. i see you hav a PRESING engagement. do you have a KRUSH on me? don't WEIGHT around old bene.
He SHOOT the dredful winjeing weed rite between the eyes blo on the end of the gun then AMEY sqeel thro all her CLOTHES off and cri take me now you are the PARRAGON OF MASKULINITY.
DOEHERTY (undoeing truousers): o the things i do for ENGLEND.
END TITLES: amey and peat float away in LUXXURY YACHTH as babyshables pla 'the man with the GLASS TROMBONE'
At this point doeherty wake up to discover cellmate hav placed his hand in the CHAMBER POT and the bunk is now soping wet KURSES KURSES YOU WIN THIS TIME OO7.
peat DISPENSES with the irksome duties of the morning i.e. swopeing a copy of razzel and a signed RIMEL advert with cate on it for a bit of the old hem hem never mind. suitebly REFRESHD he relax on his bunk and his mind begin to WANDER...
TITLES: trumpet BLAIR elektrik giutar go ding der-ding DING ding ding lots of naked LADES swirl around in SILOUETT and peform oriel SEX on barettas lugers and walter ppks they look a bit skiney gosh it apere to be AMEY.
AMEY SINGE: ooold MINGER ner NERRR ner she's the ONE, the one with the grimey KRUTCH i wouldent touch.... if i were YOU
then top secret AIGENT p doeherty lisensed to KILL apere lookin v daper in dinner jaket from MOSS BROS he snap fingers sa GARSON one serving of the old GORDEN BROWN shaken not STIRD and setel down at the ROOLET TABEL where he put one hary old wine gum on red 24 and win £100000000000 pounds.
ATRACTIVE YOUNG LADE apere plade by AMEY well I sa atractiv you get the PIKTURE.
AMEY: ooo i sa are you top secret aigent p doeherty mi name is IVANA BUNKUP-SMACKWORTHEY pehaps you fancy a quick blowie?
sudenly blak clad HENTCHMEN burst in through windoe and machine gun everbode ur ur ur ur ur ur krash argh ugh aiee grooo doeherty produce fathful WALTER PPK and plug the lot of them CHEERS CHEERS CHEERS.
their employer crinimal mastermind BLAKE BLOFELDER-CIVIL hav bene sqoshed under a PIANO he cower before the brittish EMPIRE's top xpionage opperative beter known as.007mg. a single tear drip from behind the evil supervilen's EYEPACH and his wite cat hav run away.
DOEHERTY: this is a GRAND pikle you are in. i see you hav a PRESING engagement. do you have a KRUSH on me? don't WEIGHT around old bene.
He SHOOT the dredful winjeing weed rite between the eyes blo on the end of the gun then AMEY sqeel thro all her CLOTHES off and cri take me now you are the PARRAGON OF MASKULINITY.
DOEHERTY (undoeing truousers): o the things i do for ENGLEND.
END TITLES: amey and peat float away in LUXXURY YACHTH as babyshables pla 'the man with the GLASS TROMBONE'
At this point doeherty wake up to discover cellmate hav placed his hand in the CHAMBER POT and the bunk is now soping wet KURSES KURSES YOU WIN THIS TIME OO7.
THIS WEKE: NO MISTER DOEHERTY I XPECT YOU TO DIE,
THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES,
doherty's diary,
amy winehouse
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