OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
helo reders mite i begin this weke on a SEROUS NOTE? as you kno we ar put on this EARTH for a purpose be it to share our KNOLEGE to provvide a impruving xample to the YUONG PPL or simpley to briten the lives of our felow suferers with a MEREY SONG. otherwise it is a case of man hand on MISSEREY to man it depen like a KOSTAL SHELF (eng. lit) and in the longrun we ar all BUGERED.
peat is verey conscous of his RESPONNSIBILTES in this reggard and so he hav agreed to apere on a CHALENGEING new realite TV (televison) program to help get depprived YUOTH off the gere and into a produktiv ROAL in sosietey.
i am a teribel JUNKEY o PEAT plese get me off the FLEETWOOD MACK (working titel) will debbut on BBBC3 later this yere in the valubel 10pm slot between the AKLAMED documentare seres Fat Poor Peopel To Laugh At and belovved comede wich nobode ever watch 3pts of LARGER and and packit of CRIPS.
evere weke peat will travel to pikie estates on the FRINJES of sosiete poo eurh gosh how DECLASEY and mete with those unfourtunats who have falen for the charms of the old BROUN SUGAR. a tipical xchange go like this:
PEAT: "helo por starving skiney to-rag from yor palid face twitchey DEMENOR jb sports uniform and mismatched traners i DETEKT that you have a fondness for the APEL MAC."
TO RAG: "ar you the DIBEL i never done nufink."
PEAT: "o ho ho no my por disadvannged FREND my cammera crew and i are hear to help cuold you plese lene into shot dribel a bit and sa the druggs hav taken everthing from me boo hoo."
TO RAG shufel about cuough and terefuley sa he hav let everbode down it is the same old storey.
PEAT: "thats BETER you are aware of corse that the old ROBERTA FLACK is a dangerous subbstance suitabel onley for peots rock stars and artistik VISSIONARIES not the unemploid and those of the lower ORDERS?"
TO RAG: "well a fat lot of good it do you i mene do you look in the MIROR at all eh? yore close frend miss amey WINESTAIN resembel a scarcroe wich local chilldren have used for a COMUNITEY ARTS GRAFITEY projekt and you mr doeherty hav a face like a squished CRAZEY FROG or pehaps former depety prime minester JOHN PRESKOT after a teribel bout of DIAREAR.
"who are you to lekture ME in the morrals of my comportment o and by the way wuold you like to buy a car radio or pehaps some PAINTERS LADERS they are yores for a score."
PEAT: "cut!"
so there we hav it a valuabel contribbusion to the GRATE DEBATE i am sure you will AGRE.
i am a teribel JUNKEY o PEAT plese get me off the FLEETWOOD MACK (working titel) will debbut on BBBC3 later this yere in the valubel 10pm slot between the AKLAMED documentare seres Fat Poor Peopel To Laugh At and belovved comede wich nobode ever watch 3pts of LARGER and and packit of CRIPS.
evere weke peat will travel to pikie estates on the FRINJES of sosiete poo eurh gosh how DECLASEY and mete with those unfourtunats who have falen for the charms of the old BROUN SUGAR. a tipical xchange go like this:
PEAT: "helo por starving skiney to-rag from yor palid face twitchey DEMENOR jb sports uniform and mismatched traners i DETEKT that you have a fondness for the APEL MAC."
TO RAG: "ar you the DIBEL i never done nufink."
PEAT: "o ho ho no my por disadvannged FREND my cammera crew and i are hear to help cuold you plese lene into shot dribel a bit and sa the druggs hav taken everthing from me boo hoo."
TO RAG shufel about cuough and terefuley sa he hav let everbode down it is the same old storey.
PEAT: "thats BETER you are aware of corse that the old ROBERTA FLACK is a dangerous subbstance suitabel onley for peots rock stars and artistik VISSIONARIES not the unemploid and those of the lower ORDERS?"
TO RAG: "well a fat lot of good it do you i mene do you look in the MIROR at all eh? yore close frend miss amey WINESTAIN resembel a scarcroe wich local chilldren have used for a COMUNITEY ARTS GRAFITEY projekt and you mr doeherty hav a face like a squished CRAZEY FROG or pehaps former depety prime minester JOHN PRESKOT after a teribel bout of DIAREAR.
"who are you to lekture ME in the morrals of my comportment o and by the way wuold you like to buy a car radio or pehaps some PAINTERS LADERS they are yores for a score."
PEAT: "cut!"
so there we hav it a valuabel contribbusion to the GRATE DEBATE i am sure you will AGRE.
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