OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
greteings reders i am at last abel to REPPORT on the traggic EVVENTS of last wekend wen A GRATE FIRE hav consumed CAMDEN MARKIT london towns beloved centre of spikey backpacks bob marlie ASHTRAYS dr martin shoes t shirts with i like the POAP the poap smoke DOAP on them giant stack heal boots that SPANNISH PUNKS like to wear poor qality HERON bits of STRING to put in yor HAR ect ect ect
yor on the spot reporter PEAT hapened to be passing on his way to colect some hem hem never mind and was abel to record the SOREY SITE for posteriorty
LO! blackenned RASTERFERRYAN HATS fly up into the darkness botels of "fresh" made VEGGETABEL SMOOTHEYS expload and boil away a singel BETEY BLUE poster burn befor our verrey eyes a weaping young lade in a good gurls go to hevven bad gurls go to CAMMDEN t shirt threten to thro herself in the FLAMES it is like the end of the WURLD.
but wot of the most KATESTROFIK aspekt of the hole shebang eh i mene of corse the apauling CONFLAGGRATION at the WHORELEY ARMS drinking den to the STARS?
you ma hav red of it the xclusiv VENEW it is the local boozer of belovved tv presenter PEECHS GELDOLF roly poly funeyman KELY OBSBORN somebody from the MITEY BOSH i donot kno who it is and of corse mi starcrosd lover AMEY HOUSEWINE.
it APERE the fire was the result of grate piles of amey's HAR xtension wich she hav left under the bar after numres drinking sesions normely she fall on the flor go cuough couogh oo arr thats the stuff goodnite then lie ther for HOURS wile regular patrems step over her like the PUB DOGG.
mannager sa leve it ther the tuorists like it it give the plaice ATMOSFERE plus also wen amey CARK IT pehaps we shal be abel to clone her from all the FLUF and HAR it will be like a singeing version of CHEWBACA.
qite frankley it was an acident waiting to HAPEN and peat is not surprised that the hole thing hav VANNISHED in a black CLOUD of dandruf sticky BEER jelousy cig ends bleach FRIUT MACHINES beetles and pork SCRACHINGS.
mi investigation revele that it was the fault of dredful bucktothed poodel-hared idiot JONEY BOVRIL who sit at the bar all nite goeing boo hoo my deliteful acteress gurlfrend KRISTEN DUMPST hav gon to rehab simpely becos i introduce her to abit of the old ROBERTA FLACK he drop cig end in a pile of ameys HAR and woof the hole thing go up like PIPER ALPHA.
the sad POASTSCRIPT is a single chard corpse removed from the ruins it wear silly wite JENES and hav teeth that could eat an appel through a tenis racket O JONEY YOU WERE TAKEN FROM US TO YOUNG like kieth leger and curt KOBANE.
LO! blackenned RASTERFERRYAN HATS fly up into the darkness botels of "fresh" made VEGGETABEL SMOOTHEYS expload and boil away a singel BETEY BLUE poster burn befor our verrey eyes a weaping young lade in a good gurls go to hevven bad gurls go to CAMMDEN t shirt threten to thro herself in the FLAMES it is like the end of the WURLD.
but wot of the most KATESTROFIK aspekt of the hole shebang eh i mene of corse the apauling CONFLAGGRATION at the WHORELEY ARMS drinking den to the STARS?
you ma hav red of it the xclusiv VENEW it is the local boozer of belovved tv presenter PEECHS GELDOLF roly poly funeyman KELY OBSBORN somebody from the MITEY BOSH i donot kno who it is and of corse mi starcrosd lover AMEY HOUSEWINE.
it APERE the fire was the result of grate piles of amey's HAR xtension wich she hav left under the bar after numres drinking sesions normely she fall on the flor go cuough couogh oo arr thats the stuff goodnite then lie ther for HOURS wile regular patrems step over her like the PUB DOGG.
mannager sa leve it ther the tuorists like it it give the plaice ATMOSFERE plus also wen amey CARK IT pehaps we shal be abel to clone her from all the FLUF and HAR it will be like a singeing version of CHEWBACA.
qite frankley it was an acident waiting to HAPEN and peat is not surprised that the hole thing hav VANNISHED in a black CLOUD of dandruf sticky BEER jelousy cig ends bleach FRIUT MACHINES beetles and pork SCRACHINGS.
mi investigation revele that it was the fault of dredful bucktothed poodel-hared idiot JONEY BOVRIL who sit at the bar all nite goeing boo hoo my deliteful acteress gurlfrend KRISTEN DUMPST hav gon to rehab simpely becos i introduce her to abit of the old ROBERTA FLACK he drop cig end in a pile of ameys HAR and woof the hole thing go up like PIPER ALPHA.
the sad POASTSCRIPT is a single chard corpse removed from the ruins it wear silly wite JENES and hav teeth that could eat an appel through a tenis racket O JONEY YOU WERE TAKEN FROM US TO YOUNG like kieth leger and curt KOBANE.
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