OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
good day gentel reder and ma i sa wot a PLESENT CHANGE it is to hav a week without the ushual FARSE AND PANTOMIME of arests cort cases kepeing off the old GORDEN BROUN and havving to lisen to AMEY witering on o o o i am so sad becos mi unspekebel theving roter of a husband BLAAAKE is awa being bumed to bits on a "spirrituel retrete" by HAREY GROUT and LUKEWARM o and by the way giz a go on that there GLASS KAZOO o you mite ect ect ect can you IMAGIN?
AMEY hav gon to REHABB clutching a terestaned note from the aformentoned husband wich rede "i luv you plese send a file with some 'CAKE' in it hem hem kiss kiss N.O.R.W.I.C.H" and so on this is for the BEST i suspekt.
imedatley the news is anounced the hit singel REHABB hav zoomed up the charts at 1000000000 mph coo gosh is that a sonnic BOOM i here who kno wot mite hapen if she CARKED IT eh? i hav 0 idea but perhaps britagney speres will provide a PRESEDENT.
also i must sa that observing ameys ANTICKS from a distanse is qite a diferent mater than havving her cheweing yor earole off morning noon and NITE. it is a sorey spectacel her har go blond then black it all fall out then it gro agane it is a METAFOR for our rootless SOCIETE infact it is like wot david bowwie singe about in LADE GRINING HOLE.
aneway i fele i hav bene LIBBERATED from all this like the poet by his VISSIONS and conseqentley it hav bene a qiet week for yor pal PEAT.
in the spirrit of the DISIPATED LITERRARY FLANURE i have acheved verey litel in the past 7 days exept canseling a solo gig in REDDING were oscar wild was arested for PUBLIC INDESENSEY also comencing and then ABANDONING a novel this is wot all serous riters do AND ON TOPP OF THAT i found time to make a young LADE pregant aparentely she is the god daghter of sir ALAN FURGESON from manchest UNEITED who would have thort it?
but at the end of the DAY wot is it all FOR eh? wot do we acheve by this STRUTING AND FRETING upon an emptey STAGE well it is emptey wen the weeds from babyshabels forget to turn up AS IS STANDARD PRACTISE.
with this in MIND you ma hav read how peat intend to chanel his ENERGEY into a far mor worthwile venture e.g. a HOAM for distresed animals i.e. cats dogs parots loanly goldfish donkey with a cuogh depresed GERBIL hampster with a gippy leg ECT.
wot care our furey FRENDS for the irksome HURLEY BURLEY of tuoring making recods avoiding the PAPERAZEY winjing moddle GURLFRENDS intervews having to WEE in a cup for druggs testing THE LOT eh?
do the nobel MOGEY or doutey MONGREL care who is nominated as VILAN OF THE YERE in nme maggazine awards eh i will give you a clue its AMEY. I anser NO.
further DEVVELOPMENTS as they arise...
imedatley the news is anounced the hit singel REHABB hav zoomed up the charts at 1000000000 mph coo gosh is that a sonnic BOOM i here who kno wot mite hapen if she CARKED IT eh? i hav 0 idea but perhaps britagney speres will provide a PRESEDENT.
also i must sa that observing ameys ANTICKS from a distanse is qite a diferent mater than havving her cheweing yor earole off morning noon and NITE. it is a sorey spectacel her har go blond then black it all fall out then it gro agane it is a METAFOR for our rootless SOCIETE infact it is like wot david bowwie singe about in LADE GRINING HOLE.
aneway i fele i hav bene LIBBERATED from all this like the poet by his VISSIONS and conseqentley it hav bene a qiet week for yor pal PEAT.
in the spirrit of the DISIPATED LITERRARY FLANURE i have acheved verey litel in the past 7 days exept canseling a solo gig in REDDING were oscar wild was arested for PUBLIC INDESENSEY also comencing and then ABANDONING a novel this is wot all serous riters do AND ON TOPP OF THAT i found time to make a young LADE pregant aparentely she is the god daghter of sir ALAN FURGESON from manchest UNEITED who would have thort it?
but at the end of the DAY wot is it all FOR eh? wot do we acheve by this STRUTING AND FRETING upon an emptey STAGE well it is emptey wen the weeds from babyshabels forget to turn up AS IS STANDARD PRACTISE.
with this in MIND you ma hav read how peat intend to chanel his ENERGEY into a far mor worthwile venture e.g. a HOAM for distresed animals i.e. cats dogs parots loanly goldfish donkey with a cuogh depresed GERBIL hampster with a gippy leg ECT.
wot care our furey FRENDS for the irksome HURLEY BURLEY of tuoring making recods avoiding the PAPERAZEY winjing moddle GURLFRENDS intervews having to WEE in a cup for druggs testing THE LOT eh?
do the nobel MOGEY or doutey MONGREL care who is nominated as VILAN OF THE YERE in nme maggazine awards eh i will give you a clue its AMEY. I anser NO.
further DEVVELOPMENTS as they arise...
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