OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
curse you all ye fates as flies to wanton boys are we to the PAPERAZI ect ect.
if onley she had listened to those who KNO about hiden cammeras closet circiut TV sopfistecated bugering techniqes and abov all the GOIEING RATE for a desent exclusiv from the "news" papres i.e. brown paper bag funey handshake are you deffinitley sure this is cate yes i am now hand over the ackers CHUM i donot hav all nite ANEWAY YOU GET THE PIKTURE.
if onley she had listened to those who KNO about hiden cammeras closet circiut TV sopfistecated bugering techniqes and abov all the GOIEING RATE for a desent exclusiv from the "news" papres i.e. brown paper bag funey handshake are you deffinitley sure this is cate yes i am now hand over the ackers CHUM i donot hav all nite ANEWAY YOU GET THE PIKTURE.
yes gentel reder it was with a GRIMM sense of INEVVITABILLITY that peat pick up his curent bun out of a WELEY BIN erlier this weke and rede of woryingly thin soul singeing sensation AMEY WINDHOOP's adventures with the old PIPE OF DRUGGS.
it is a sorrey site she resembel DOT COTON tryeing to suck the last of the TOOTHEPAIST out of the tube it make one DESPAR.
sadly it seme amey hav acted out the old ADDAGE yore never alone with a GLASS TROMBONE close frends are DISTRORT sob boo hoo will amey be the next TRAGGEDY yes it is the same old tale and a FRITEFUL BOAR just like bretagne speres.
amey hav made a SKOOLBOY EROR i.e. when one asks a coupel of hundred select frends home for a convivvial chat and NITEKAP at 4am in the morning the verrey FIRST THING is to FRISK everbode for the aformentoined james bond kit did you kno you could hide a BROADCAST QALITY CAMERRA up yor bum for instance? these are the things onley XPERIENCE can teech one.
wot are her advisers teling her they have 0 branes THE CLOTS.
ANEWAY i fele i hav done my best amey hav the no. of my fathful NOCKIA and kno who to call for proper advice i.e. before blowing the GLASS BUGEL it is advisabel to sa in stage wisper O DERE MI ASHTHMA IS KILING ME, time for a PURELY MEDDICINAL go on the VENTOLIN cuough cuough.
abit of pantomime with a CIG LITER then sa O DERE IT APPEAR TO BE FROZEN FROM THE TERIBLE COLD LET ME THORE IT OUT and viola bobs yor uncle and tickety boo.
AMEY if you are reding i ofer this infomation in the SPIRRIT of FRENDSHIP and shuold you wish to pop round for further discusion and perhaps a BUNK UP wile the old man is detaned at the mersy of HARY GROUT i shal be hapey to here from you. Pip pip!
it is a sorrey site she resembel DOT COTON tryeing to suck the last of the TOOTHEPAIST out of the tube it make one DESPAR.
sadly it seme amey hav acted out the old ADDAGE yore never alone with a GLASS TROMBONE close frends are DISTRORT sob boo hoo will amey be the next TRAGGEDY yes it is the same old tale and a FRITEFUL BOAR just like bretagne speres.
amey hav made a SKOOLBOY EROR i.e. when one asks a coupel of hundred select frends home for a convivvial chat and NITEKAP at 4am in the morning the verrey FIRST THING is to FRISK everbode for the aformentoined james bond kit did you kno you could hide a BROADCAST QALITY CAMERRA up yor bum for instance? these are the things onley XPERIENCE can teech one.
wot are her advisers teling her they have 0 branes THE CLOTS.
ANEWAY i fele i hav done my best amey hav the no. of my fathful NOCKIA and kno who to call for proper advice i.e. before blowing the GLASS BUGEL it is advisabel to sa in stage wisper O DERE MI ASHTHMA IS KILING ME, time for a PURELY MEDDICINAL go on the VENTOLIN cuough cuough.
abit of pantomime with a CIG LITER then sa O DERE IT APPEAR TO BE FROZEN FROM THE TERIBLE COLD LET ME THORE IT OUT and viola bobs yor uncle and tickety boo.
AMEY if you are reding i ofer this infomation in the SPIRRIT of FRENDSHIP and shuold you wish to pop round for further discusion and perhaps a BUNK UP wile the old man is detaned at the mersy of HARY GROUT i shal be hapey to here from you. Pip pip!
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