OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
i arsk you gentel reders wot is WORSE than a new BEST FREND eh? one minute you are mear AQANTANCES on the busey circuit of life. a cherey hullo here a quick NOSE UPP there and perhapps some CAUSAL SEXUAL INTECORSE when yor paths cross i.e. at the BRITTS awards in rehabb or behind binns at the DALSTON OXFAMM SHOP.
five minuits later and sudenly you are ON CALL 24 SEVEN o peat i hav run out of gere o peat my husband is in jale i need a CUDEL o peat i hav lost the SKY PLUS REMOAT perhaps it is somwere in my behive o peat i am board rigid how about a PARP on the old GLASS TROMBONE eh?
IT GO ON FOREVER AND IS WORSE THAN CATE CHIZ CHIZ
yes you hav guest it since singeing sensasion AMEY WHINEHOLE hav enterd my social CIRCEL there hav bene no peace for the wicked i.e. your felow suferer peat.
BRRRING!! BRRRING!! go the fathful nockia o peat come and see me at BRICKSTON ACADEMMY it is the PINACEL of mi carere so far i nede yor MORAL SUPORT and donot forget the "sunderies" hem hem.
i put £3 pounds on OISTER CARD then TRECK down to south london for the privvelege of seeing amey wander round the staige like a newborn GIRAF in a wig CRYING AND YODELING i mene she realy is all over the shop also she DEDICAIT every song to dredful graspeing wede BLAKE CIVIT-FIELDMOUSE wich make the crowd go boo hiss hanging is to good for him he is a roter we diskard him and this make amey cry even MORE.
TO CAP IT ALL wen i venture back stage to oofer my congrattulations hem hem i am AKOSTED by ameys father mitch who sa i am a bad INFLUENS wot a larf i repli and point out his lovley duaghter who is hoovering up the "NASAL BEER" like ther is no tomorro wich in her case ma be true. at this he wack me in the GOB with my own GUIUTAR and turf me out onto the COLD STRETES.
All this EFORT and i donot even get a BLOWIE is there no DESENSY LEFT?
2 days later BRRRING!!! BRRRINGG!!! o peat i am moving HOUSE get yorself round here sharpish and donot forget the PICK ME UPS. it is 4am in the morning but a frend in nede ect ect so off i go. CHEZ WINEHOSE turn out to be a compakt and INTIMET pied a terr upstairs from KENEDY FRIED CHICKEN it ponk a bit coo ur gosh cuough couogh.
packing do not take long for all amey owns is a BILY HOLIDAY CD an awful lot of SILVER PAPER and 1000000000 binbags full of HAR EXTENSIONS wich she buy from por children in AFRICA.
as we travel thruough the strets of east london and i atempt to cover the teribel STANES on my trousers with amey's copey of grazia maggazine she turn to me and WISPER....
"peat" she sa "if a womans husband is away lets sa on a CRUSE or a RESIDENTAL CORSE is it WRONG for her to look elsewer for COMPANNIONSHIP...?"
sloly her hand CREPE across mi LAPP...
IT GO ON FOREVER AND IS WORSE THAN CATE CHIZ CHIZ
yes you hav guest it since singeing sensasion AMEY WHINEHOLE hav enterd my social CIRCEL there hav bene no peace for the wicked i.e. your felow suferer peat.
BRRRING!! BRRRING!! go the fathful nockia o peat come and see me at BRICKSTON ACADEMMY it is the PINACEL of mi carere so far i nede yor MORAL SUPORT and donot forget the "sunderies" hem hem.
i put £3 pounds on OISTER CARD then TRECK down to south london for the privvelege of seeing amey wander round the staige like a newborn GIRAF in a wig CRYING AND YODELING i mene she realy is all over the shop also she DEDICAIT every song to dredful graspeing wede BLAKE CIVIT-FIELDMOUSE wich make the crowd go boo hiss hanging is to good for him he is a roter we diskard him and this make amey cry even MORE.
TO CAP IT ALL wen i venture back stage to oofer my congrattulations hem hem i am AKOSTED by ameys father mitch who sa i am a bad INFLUENS wot a larf i repli and point out his lovley duaghter who is hoovering up the "NASAL BEER" like ther is no tomorro wich in her case ma be true. at this he wack me in the GOB with my own GUIUTAR and turf me out onto the COLD STRETES.
All this EFORT and i donot even get a BLOWIE is there no DESENSY LEFT?
2 days later BRRRING!!! BRRRINGG!!! o peat i am moving HOUSE get yorself round here sharpish and donot forget the PICK ME UPS. it is 4am in the morning but a frend in nede ect ect so off i go. CHEZ WINEHOSE turn out to be a compakt and INTIMET pied a terr upstairs from KENEDY FRIED CHICKEN it ponk a bit coo ur gosh cuough couogh.
packing do not take long for all amey owns is a BILY HOLIDAY CD an awful lot of SILVER PAPER and 1000000000 binbags full of HAR EXTENSIONS wich she buy from por children in AFRICA.
as we travel thruough the strets of east london and i atempt to cover the teribel STANES on my trousers with amey's copey of grazia maggazine she turn to me and WISPER....
"peat" she sa "if a womans husband is away lets sa on a CRUSE or a RESIDENTAL CORSE is it WRONG for her to look elsewer for COMPANNIONSHIP...?"
sloly her hand CREPE across mi LAPP...
THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES,
amy winehouse,
pete doherty,
drugs,
blake fielder civil
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