PRISON BLAAAAAAKE!

THIS WEKE: PRISON BLAAAAAAAAAKE!

indulge me o gentel reder mi fingers TREMBEL as i rite these words i can scarsely BELEVE wot i am about to revele.
for some months now as you kno yor frend PEAT hav enjoied a close yet ENTIERELEY PLATONIK frendshipp with truoubled singeing senstation skiled player of the GLASS TROMBONE and human upside down MOPP with bits of nickotene brown sauce cig ends PEPPERARMY and flegm in it AMEY WINDMOUSE.

for amey's GOOD i hav also conduckted close SERVAILANSE of her hubsband BLAKE CYMBAL-FEARING during his present inconveneinses he is a charming if DISTRAKTED felow who perhaps sufer from a TENDENSEY to see the glass as half FULL i.e. half full of HERON kocane xtace and the ushual but we shal let it pass he hav his own problems wot with sellmate "BIG VERN" in 34B who miss his own wife somthing teribel and crave COMPANNIONSHIP at nite hem hem i shal sa no more.

all well and GOOD you ma sa but HOLD let us considder certain FAKTS.

ITEM! Amey have the worst colektion of tatoes in the world in space they look like simon in the land of chalk DRAWINGS after he hav bene doieing CATAMEIN for 72 hours and few can bear to look at them up CLOSE.

HOWEVVER your frend PEAT have witnesd said tatoes at a INTAMET distance including a few HIDEN ones in private AREAS never mind how.

he can reveal the apauling scrawled adornments sa things like turn left at LAWNDRY and shh kepe quiet wen passing the SCREWS room and WISTLE three times and i will chuk a ROPE over the wall. WOT CAN IT MENE?

ITEM! Amey and Blake hav enjoied sevveral CONJUGAL VISSITS this is desined to kepe the flame of LUV alive they hang a sine outside wich sa don't come a KNOCKIN if this portacabbin is ROCKIN and share the misteries of MATRINOMEY it is quite swete reely

HOWEVVER wot mi sauces overhere is not o o o blaaaake i LUV YOU or oo arr oof i sa blummen heck AMEY thats the TRIK doyou have a TISUE but other things like LISEN CLOSELY 100 yards down VENTILASION SHAFT you will find a TRAPDOOR and have you sene the SHORESHANK REDEMMPSION?

ITEM! Amey peform at the dredfull BRITS AWWARDS this is the weediest event on ERTH were crepey old crow SHAREN OBSBJORN go cawing and cackeling and the ARTIC MONEKES pretend to be POSH it is unbearabel.

HOWEVVER wen she sing her song amey silently mouth CERTAN WORDS to cammera people think it is I LUV YOU BLAAAKE and weareley turn over to see crimewotch but CLOSE INSPEKTION revele she is saing the folowing:

"go go go it is zero hour tora tora tora the BALOON hav gon up SHIFT YORSELF you useless TOARAG."

i hav furnished the AUTHORITES with this infomation on Blaaake's daring XCAPE doyou think they will prevent it? i shuoldn't bank on it if i were you.