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or the secret dairy of P Doeherty of babyshables

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or the secret dairy of P Doeherty of babyshables

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Hullo readers and patrems of the arts and welkome to the secret dairy of me p Doeherty pop revelutionery scurge of conformety spoksman for a genneration and also i am goeing out with cate moss!

this weke cate and i hav visited the Glastenbory feastival wich is like a giant rave but with not enuogh druggs. everyone hav turnd up to see babyshables and we do not disapoint we pla for 15 mins i rede a peom or 2 cate do some singeing and look v pretey for the phottografers CHEERS CHEERS the crowd is crieying with joy or maybe they are soking i cannot tel they are miels away. It is a triumf!!

Carl barrett is there to so evereyone espect a tereful reunion of the Libaretines and pete you are greate hooray lets do the boy loked at jonny some hoape! dirtey pretey thing are rubish and carle is a traiter and wet and a wede and i uterly diskard him. Also yuo dont see him goeing out with the mst beuatiful gurl in the world do you hem hem. I consentrate on Babyshables for the forseable future for it is were i see my artistik vision coming to fruetion.

After the sho acording to my pres oficer i pla sevarel secrett gorilla gigs wich no one kno about i.e. in the tiney tea tent, comunist tent, oringe mobile phon charging markee, gay tent, mannic organnic noodel tent, mudey pond, roof of ice creame van ect ect. All wel and good exept insted we run off to the Stoan Circel ha ha and ask evereyone for druggs with som sukcess i.e. we boathe have a bang on a hipeys pieipe of druggs and I colapse and hav a VISION.

In itt, i die traggically young and the funerral is enormos like that of Thos. Chatterly who was Lady Chatterton's lover ie like me and cate. their afair was so SCANDALOS that the book was baned until the beatels came out in 1963 and make it legal! I hear about this from reading john savvages exelent book on teen agers for hist. then we go back to our tuor bus and a boared and destracted cate such on my pennis all nihgt long. See you next weke reders!

COMMENTS
JiggeryCock on Fri 29 June 2007 said...
Hullo Flowers! Hullo Sky! Hullo Fotherington-Tomas! Peete is an utter wet and girly, with a fase like a glanz. Chiz.
DickMarsh on Fri 29 June 2007 said...
I'd love to glass this tosser then crimp off a length in his wounds
spqr on Fri 29 June 2007 said...
ho for bat ho for ball ho for skag and crack and all and 100000000000 boos to doherty 2, the weed. This is the best parody HM has ever come up with, top work. *applauds*
Sundaeg1rl on Sat 30 June 2007 said...
Probably the most entertaining thing that's ever been written on this site. EVER.
dandyboy on Sat 30 June 2007 said...
it's bad enough reading dribble about the same 6 or 7 cunts every week, but now the site's even doing imaginary posts from them! For fuck's sake HM, surely you can do better than this?! At least post a picture of Bono or Sting so we can have a proper pop!
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