DAY 7: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE

It's all over! The tiny ray of sunshine that justified watching this Y-list farrago has been blotted out - living legend Janice Dickinson has been banned from doing Bushtucker Trials on "medical grounds".

Pah! What grounds are these?! The grounds that production big wigs don't want her to be the star of the show for the next three weeks (or however long this drags on for...).

Today we beheld the spectacle of Jan pulling herself along a rope picking up bits of rags. Rodney Marsh (celebrity pensioner...) helped out but buggered it all up and celebrated by refusing to eat his dinner. If anyone should be ruled out on medical grounds it's him.
He's banging on death's door as it is and wearing a blue lycra catsuit isn't flattering when you're 70.

Perhaps wailing Welsh wonder woman Cerys Matthews put it best when she mused, "Rodney's a very complicated man." Which, as we all know, is the polite ex-pop star way
of saying: "Rodney's a twat."

Cerys got another two minutes screen time to herself thanks to her non-existent love affair with Gianni Versace. She warbled while doing the washing and now Gianni's worried his romance with some two-bit actress is on the rocks. Ho-hum!

Other things we learned; Katie Hopkins needs to shave her armpits, J from 5ive can play his teeth and Gemma off 'Hollyoaks' doesn't put 'kisses' on texts to her boyfriend.

Entertainment doesn't get better than this. Thank you, ITV.