DAY 9: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE

It's eviction night tonight for the happy little campers and yesterday Anna was the latest 'celeb' to become immune to the public vote. Which is a shame really because she's quite boring.

The task was 'Hold Your Nerve' which involved love birds Cerys and Marc and eventual winner Anna holding onto a chain to prevent a bucket full of what looked like bright blue vomit falling on their heads. Cerys was the first to lose her grip before becoming covered with slime. Which is pretty much what it's like whenever she's near Marc.

Marc is now sporting a dodgy goatee which is strangely reminiscent of the one worn by his fictional brother Beppe in Eastenders. Marc and Cerys continue flirting and apparently Marc's girlfriend is not happy.

J tested out his crap acting skills by attempting to fool the camp that he had lost his task with Janice. He kept going on about how much of a tool he is (he's not wrong there, except a tool usually serves a purpose) until he started shouting "we won ten stars" which made everyone wake up again.

Unfortunately, Rodney took a tumble while collecting wood and was temporarily removed from the camp. Lying in agony, fearing he had pulled a ligament in his leg, he still managed to shout "No. Get the men, get the men!" when Anna suggested that the women should help carry him.

Lynne is determined that she will be out tonight and for once I hope she's not wrong.