MARC BANNERMAN LEAVES THE JUNGLE
DAY 10: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
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Published on Thu 22 November 2007 by admin
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MARC BANNERMAN LEAVES THE JUNGLE |
Who the hell voted for yak-faced home-wrecking toff Katie Hopkins to stay in? This is
another ITV phone vote rigging scandal if you ask us. We demand an inquiry! He was the only bloke worth looking at in that camp. Now we're left with Swishy Chef, Christopher Biggins, Old Football Man and J out of Five. HUH?!
Of course this means we're in for the protracted farrago of Marc and his bird, d-list actress Sarah Matravers off 'Doctors', patching up their romance in every magazine going. Cynics might say it's all a ruse and they planned it in advance. "Flirt with any woman under 40 in there Marc! We'll get our wedding paid for by OK! magazine come
Valentine's Day" Lady MacBannerman might have ordered.
We can see it all now. She even popped up halfway through the show to announce "It's
hard to watch Marc disrespect our relationship" as if she was on Trisha. She's loving it!
It's Cerys Matthews we feel sorry for. If it's all a set-up that poor Welsh divorcee-and-mother-of-two will be having another mental breakdown and she's only just got over her last one.
Compared with this earth-shaking development, next to nothing else happened in this epic 90 minute instalment. Swishy Chef made Lynne cry. Lynne and Janice won some dinners by putting insects in their mouths. Lynne put a giant burrowing cockroach in her pie-hole, Janice didn't. Then mayhem erupted when two flies had sex on J out of Five's shoulder. Amazing!
Meanwhile the nation needs to give itself a good kick up the arse and get that evil Katie Hopkins out! Do the right thing!
another ITV phone vote rigging scandal if you ask us. We demand an inquiry! He was the only bloke worth looking at in that camp. Now we're left with Swishy Chef, Christopher Biggins, Old Football Man and J out of Five. HUH?!
Of course this means we're in for the protracted farrago of Marc and his bird, d-list actress Sarah Matravers off 'Doctors', patching up their romance in every magazine going. Cynics might say it's all a ruse and they planned it in advance. "Flirt with any woman under 40 in there Marc! We'll get our wedding paid for by OK! magazine come
Valentine's Day" Lady MacBannerman might have ordered.
We can see it all now. She even popped up halfway through the show to announce "It's
hard to watch Marc disrespect our relationship" as if she was on Trisha. She's loving it!
It's Cerys Matthews we feel sorry for. If it's all a set-up that poor Welsh divorcee-and-mother-of-two will be having another mental breakdown and she's only just got over her last one.
Compared with this earth-shaking development, next to nothing else happened in this epic 90 minute instalment. Swishy Chef made Lynne cry. Lynne and Janice won some dinners by putting insects in their mouths. Lynne put a giant burrowing cockroach in her pie-hole, Janice didn't. Then mayhem erupted when two flies had sex on J out of Five's shoulder. Amazing!
Meanwhile the nation needs to give itself a good kick up the arse and get that evil Katie Hopkins out! Do the right thing!
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