DAY 6: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE

Two 'celebrities' had to complete Saturday night's Bushtucker Trial, aptly titled 'Nip Tuck', but unfortunately for Janice (who of course was chosen, alongside that awful Lynne Franks) there was no plastic surgeon waiting for her on the other side; just a pen full of hungry ostriches. Which of course she made Lynne go inside to collect the stars, because Janice didn't want to do it and as she also kindly pointed out, Lynne has considerably more flesh than her for the ostriches to peck at.

Lynne is still getting on everyone's nerves so Rodney finally decided that she should be punished for her behaviour and hid her fleece underneath Janice's bed.

Unfortunately for him and the rest of the poor suffering camp, they were forced to listen to Lynne complain about her missing fleece for the rest of the day, allowing no other conversation unless it was to do with her hair clip, which had also gone missing. Soon Rodney could take no more and eventually revealed where he'd hidden it.

Everyone was given a glimpse of Biggins erotically lathering him and his several rolls of flab beneath the waterfall. He later tried to brighten up their spirits with a good old-fashioned game of charades. However, he just continued to point at rude parts of his anatomy before revealing that he only wanted to hear them all say naughty words like 'boobies', 'willy' and 'poo'.

Meanwhile, Janice is refusing to eat anything because she is constipated and, as Gemma so eloquently put it "everyone is more regular than what Janice is".

Cheers for that, Gemma.