DAY 5: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE

Last night was Friday night but not just any Friday night, it was Children In Need night. But we don't want to think about starving children we want to watch fat slob Lynn Franks fighting with Jackie Stallone lookalike Janice Dickinson! Hurrah!

Marc and Cerys seem to have become closer. Cerys had been playing it cool, is now either a) acting like a lovesick teenager or b) being selectively edited to make her look like she's acting like a lovesick teenager. Surely the lovely Cerys can't be falling for the mockney wide-boy charm... can she? Can she??

In other news, national treasure Christopher Biggins was welcomed warmly into the camp by his teammates. A veteran of 38 years of panto, this will be a walk in the park for old Biggins (Oh no it won't! Oh yes it will! etc). It was clear to his camp mates that he was the one who had succeeded in the Bushtucker Trial, given that he was covered in goo and insects and ghastly Janice didn't have a hair out of place. Biggins is an old hand at pleasing his camp mates after all.

Unsurprisingly, Biggins is already the firm favourite to be the outright winner of the programme with Cerys and Gemma not far behind in the betting. Also unsurprisingly, after her dancing and lecturing, Lynn Franks is the rank outsider (rank is right) at 50/1. She manages to be both opinionated AND wrong about almost everything.

Quote of yesterday was surely Janice who talked about "cockroaches fornicating on my fake tits" and it also transpired Gemma is missing a mystery man...