VEGETARIAN?!

A week of fake marriage tasks and mad ranting from crazy nutbag Alex has kept things ticking along since launch night but the game is up! It's back to Big Brother business as usual now, with an hour long special about "cliques", "bitching" and "talking behind people's backs". Zzzz.

Sylvia kicked off the festivities. Tiring of her role as mad slaphead Alex's sidekick she led two rounds of bitching-in-the-toilets first with Jennifer, then with Perez Hilton lookalike Dennis. "Alex and Dennis are saying Mohammed and Rex have formed a secret alliance, they're trying to get the rest of us out" she frothed to Jennifer in the bog. "I don't want to get involved in that game playing. I don't want to start bitching about people" before slagging Rex off and reducing Jennifer to a quivering heap of Geordie paranoia. "Who is a real person?!" Jennifer wibbled in the diary room, dribbling.

Hopefully she won't be asking her fancy man Dale for any answers. This charisma-free flesh-lump does nought but lie around, displaying his nipples and sticking his bottom lip out. Their late-night meeting of minds was thus:

J: "Why have you been saying things about my hair?"
D: "Shut up you dick. You've only got one flaw."
J: "What?"
D: "Your mind set."
J: "My what?
D: "Your attitude about things."
J: "Do you mean being vegetarian?"

Good grief.

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