DARNELL, ARE YOU BLACK?

Did we hear that right? Did Rachel actually ask Darnell: "Darnell, are you black?"
 
WHA?! What the hell has she been thinking for the past six weeks? That Darnell is an unusually pale, somewhat odd looking, young man? That he just likes screwing up his eyes for fun? That he's complained about being partially sighted problems as a cry for attention?

Back your favourites to win here!

How the fucking hell has Boring Rachel been living with an albino drug dealing rapper for the past six weeks and not noticed?!
 
Words fail us! We know the BB inmates aren't selected for their genius but even so... this takes this piss. In a way though we've actually got a smidgen more respect for this boring Welsh arsehole than we had yesterday. At least we now know she really is as thick and clueless as she seems - it hasn't been an elaborate hoax. Still. Jeeezus H Christ...
 
Darnell, Mohammed and Becs are up for eviction this week. Which means we were once again "treated" to the sight of Becs and Luke snogging. These wily morons think viewers want to see that! As if somehow we will be compelled to vote out Mohammed Mohammed or Darnell to keep this grisly spectacle on our screens. They've got some sort of sick symbiotic relationship going on there. It's like watching one of those weedy little birds pecking for grubs on the back of a big fat hippo.

Get her out!