THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 42

MY BOTTOM IS RAW

Published on Thu 17 July 2008 by Metrosexual

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 42

We're so fickle. Our love of Captain Ginger Bonce is rapidly turning to disgust!

BB announced the housemates from hell had a 30 hour cycling task on their hands. Rex, a housemate from heaven, immediately started bragging. "That's SO easy! That's SO easy!" he toffed. Boo! Later on he did an amateur dramatics turn in the diary room, saying that he's "found himself" in the house and doesn't want to "go back to being the person I was before". Hmmm. If he was so bad then why does he boast about it every five minutes? It doesn't add up. If he was up against anyone but Belinda it would be 'bye bye Ginger Bonce'.

Back your favourites to win here!

Belinda put on a turn of her own though, howling in melodramatic agony after 30 minutes on the exercise bike. Personal trainer Stu took her into the living room and left her with Lisa.

Stu: "Keep her walking."
Lisa to Belinda: "You need to sit down love."
Belinda: "Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo oh Jesus."
Lisa: "Calm down."
Belinda: "It's like child birth!" (throws a pint of water in her own face). "Boo hoo hoo hoo. My bottom is raw sob sob."
Lisa: (to heavenly housemates): "And to be in pain isn't nice. When she was doing it she said 'this is for everyone's luxury budget'."

Hooray for Lisa. She's a superheroic Florence Nightingale!

HOLY MOLY, BIG BROTHER 9, BLOG, DAY 42, belinda, rex, bet, housemates

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COMMENTS

whothehellamiagain on Fri 18 July 2008 said...
Well done BB 23! You've given us the next generation of male escorts and talented, beautiful stars who will grace the pages of our most salubrious publications and continue to Hollywoodland and dizzying careers in film & TV. I am grooming my children for the auditions in 2 years. Fingers x-ed they get on. Little Jordan is screaming so must just dash & take the forks out of her eyes. We took little Wayne's legs off above the knee last week. Easy really, and all done without anesthetic, we just turned on The Charlotte Church Show & Sunday Night Project (sky plussed it) and hacked away! He'll be having peck implants next week, got the silicone off ebay. YUM YUM YUM! The Schizophrenia's going to be a challenge tho. Maybe we'll have to miss a season just to make sure his voices are really there and he's not just putting it on, the little scamp!