THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS

The food fight brought some squealing and shouting to the highlights show but the real action was happening in the diary room. It was nominations day and - for the first time this series - we're in an emotional quandary!

Amazing Lisa or our favourite ginge, Prince Rexypoos?

In a crazy kamikaze showdown our favourites both nominated each other.

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Lisa: "Rex has got a really sarcastic, nasty manner to him. He thinks he's the bee's knees. He shoots you down and walks all over you. He's always talking about his three - not two, three - restaurants in London. Time's up Rex, possibly."

Rex: "Lisa's trying to split me and Mohammed up. I understand she needs to make new friends but that's not the way to do it. We're on a tight budget and she doesn't stick to one egg and one bit of toast a day. Sometimes she has three bits of toast a day. She doesn't think the rules apply to her."

Worse yet! Rex led a revolt against Lisa. She somehow got four nominations this week. She'll be out of the house soon if it happens again. Yes, it's taken something as devastating as this to wake us out of our stupor. We felt sorry for Rex with his ginger hair, salmony skin and big gay dad but no longer! He's a toff! And the restaurants he's always bragging about are Beach Blanket Babylon. Of all things! That's one step up from Nandos...

Sorry, Rex, but if it means you have to lose to eviction-rival Belinda on Friday then so be it. Lisa needs to stay at all costs! Who else would go on a monologue about how she saw an alien on a drunken camping trip, ran away in terror, only to return the next day to discover her tent was missing? "The little green man must have taken it away for analysis," she told her guffawing housemates, "but they need to learn from us the same way we need to learn about space from them."

Now that shit's more entertaining than a posh boy yapping about his freeloading girlfriend!