WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!

Lisa, why?! Why did you break out hearts?!

Power over the whole house was within her grasp but shied away from it at the last moment. Poor show, Wonder Woman!

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Three housemates had to put themselves forward to be 'head of house' and Lisa was all for it. "I'm fair and do the shopping list," she rightly testified. Alas, her pitch was met with crushing apathy from the other inmates so she stepped aside and let Luke, Darnell and Dale get on with it. Boo! You could have been a feminist icon, Lisa! It's not too late to overthrow the rightful winner and turn it into a Lisa Dictatorship. All Lycra, all psychic, all the time. Hooray!

Disturbingly, the nominated housemates let the illusion of power go to their heads and soon started blathering incoherently about 'democracy' and 'leadership'. Yawn. They'll only be deciding when to put the hot water on. In a dastardly masterstroke snake-in-the-grass Luke voted for rival Darnell, presumably hoping that he buggers it all up, pisses everyone off and is up for eviction next week. Clever!

It's been mere days but the faux-romance between Boob Woman Bex and sandal-loving Luke is already wearing thin. Watching Count Duckula quacking sweet nothings into her hippo-y ear each night is driving us into depression. Get them out!