I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!

Boob Woman Becs survives to flash her giant jugs another day! So it's seeya, Mario. A shame really as his mangling of well known phrases was one of this year's highlights. Take these for example: "I can read you like a glass book", "I'm wiser than a bag of snakes" and "all you are in life is a number and when your number's up your number's up". Who will bitch about Boring Rachel and burn Rex's pizzas now?

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Mario's eviction is great news for Lisa fans though (i.e. us). Our lady can now shine in the limelight, unencumbered by her lunk head partner. She was off to a flying start as soon as Davina announced Maz was to go. "The Universe is calling to him to go tonight," she exclaimed through 27 layers of glittery lip gloss, "he's needed elsewhere." Yep, there's a nightclub in Bolton that needs a PA doing. The universe has got its priorities straight at least.

It was a good show for superhero Lisa. BB got the housemates pissed and played 'What A Feeling' - Lisa's favourite song. She gambolled around the house artistically, like a drunk transsexual truck driver at his first ballet lesson. A beautiful sight. Lisa to win!

Meanwhile, Aussie sex-pest Sara is digging a bigger hole for herself as each day goes by. Not content with inviting blind Mikey to feel her up on an hourly basis, she's shown her anti-ginger racism in a chat about Rex. "He's got the personality I go for but not the looks. I wouldn't look at him twice in a club," she told Maysoon. "I go for dark guys. Dale says he doesn't want to snog in the house but I'll work on him... bwah ha ha ha."

That's it! We're burning an effigy of this mega-mouthed slut-bag outside the house right now!! No one has a go at our Prince Rexypoos for his gorgeous ginger hair and salmony skin, especially not a two-bit secretary who thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie. Smack her in the mouth, Captain Ginger Bonce! Teach her some manners!