THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36
KEEP MARIO IN!!!
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Published on Fri 11 July 2008 by Metrosexual
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 36 |
He spent 21 minutes in the Diary Room delivering a monologue about
how he isn't bothered if he goes, he's just concerned for his lovely ladyfriend
Lisa. "If I leave she can keep looking after them and be the nicest person
in the world. But as Pontius Pilate found out you've got to get close to
them.
Back your favourites to win here!
WTF?!?!?!
We're Lisa fans - not every woman tattoos her eyeliner on and can lift a car with psychic powers - but we're hard pushed to envisage her ruling ancient Judea, although we're sure her time as an aerobics teacher and nightclub bouncer would stand her in good stead.
Yes he's a meat headed, delusionoid idiot but who else churns out unimaginably rubbish bon mots like Mario? No one! Not now Kat's given up her comedy-foreigner routine.
Who will win in the head-to-head between Mario and Boob Woman? Find out tonight!
Meanwhile the housemates effed up their Irish dancing task and sex maniac Australian Sara furthered her descent into pervery. "Can you see my pants Rex?" she whined "they're leopard print!" Yes! And that came mere seconds after she molested Stu and made growling noises. She's also luring blind Mikey up the garden path, saying she'll sleep in whatever room he's in. She doesn't know where to stop! Whore!! Sara out!
We're Lisa fans - not every woman tattoos her eyeliner on and can lift a car with psychic powers - but we're hard pushed to envisage her ruling ancient Judea, although we're sure her time as an aerobics teacher and nightclub bouncer would stand her in good stead.
Yes he's a meat headed, delusionoid idiot but who else churns out unimaginably rubbish bon mots like Mario? No one! Not now Kat's given up her comedy-foreigner routine.
Who will win in the head-to-head between Mario and Boob Woman? Find out tonight!
Meanwhile the housemates effed up their Irish dancing task and sex maniac Australian Sara furthered her descent into pervery. "Can you see my pants Rex?" she whined "they're leopard print!" Yes! And that came mere seconds after she molested Stu and made growling noises. She's also luring blind Mikey up the garden path, saying she'll sleep in whatever room he's in. She doesn't know where to stop! Whore!! Sara out!
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