SHE'S A TOP DRAWER KNOB!

Step aside, Hong Kong Phooey - the housemates have gone on a detective rampage. Turning their pea-brained powers of deduction on the new arrivals, Becs and Luke decided that Maysoon isn't really a model.

"She's too shy around the cameras," said Luke. "A model wouldn't be uncomfortable around the cameras."

"She wears the same foundation as me!" spluttered Becs. Proof, obviously that Maysoon is a fraud...

They moaned that Sara was too excitable and generally slagged Belinda off. Sentiments we share. It's taken him 33 days but Dale finally did a decent Diary Room routine, impersonating Belinda's freeform jazz scat stylings.

"It's just a series of bwap bap doop bap dahs. There's a never an end to the song," he complained.

Mario was more succinct: "She's a top drawer knob." True!

We also got a glimpse into the tedium the housemates endure at the hands of Rex. They've moaned about his endless boasting but we've never really seen it on the highlights show - until now! There were two beautiful monologues. First about ordering people around in a kitchen, then about how his aunt owns a florist's. It's not just any old florist though, oh no...

Rex: "She has loads of florists in London but the biggest one is in Primrose Hill. It has the most beautiful flowers in London by far. All the celebrities buy their flowers there - Paul McCartney, Russell Brand..."

Kat: [cross eyed with boredom, trying not to fall asleep] "Sounds good..."

Bore on, Rexypoos! They love it!