THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 33

I'M BEING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A KNOB

Published on Tue 08 July 2008 by Metrosexual

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 33

Another boring old day in the Big Brother house. Amazing Lisa made a poor account of herself in the punching-out-of-a-paper-bag task. The former body builder and amateur Wonder Woman took ten minutes. Skullduggery must be afoot! Were those pesky bags laced with kryptonite? There must be an enquiry!

Back your favourites to win here!

Elsewhere, Belinda continued her reign of terror. While moaning to jail-bound Mikey about her snoring she overheard some shouts from over the wall. Far from keeping her flapping pie hole shut she made the fatal error of telling Luke she thought they were shouting "get Stu out". Which led to the muscle-bound mega-eyelashed personal trainer having a paranoid mental meltdown. Crying on his bed while looking at pictures of his child (a well worn BB tactic). Stu later wibbled: "Why does everyone hate me? I'm being made to look like a knob."

The show reached a crescendo of excitement when Bex drew cat whiskers on Dale's face while he snoozed. Yes! That old chestnut! It's nothing but top drawer comedy improvisation for these housematezzz today.

Hopefully Sara will start a row this week. Get rucking, Sara!

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WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		BigVernn on Tue 08 July 2008 said... NO ONE IS READING. GO GET A PROPER JOB - MAYBE HELP THE POOR OR SOMETHING?
		nightbirdjo on Tue 08 July 2008 said... I am reading so there! Love the fact that holymoly seems to be the only one apart from me that notices Lisa's "wisdom" lol Favourite so far - the myxomadosis convo lmao
		toomanydjs on Tue 08 July 2008 said... thank fuck for HM's column - it's the only good bit about this year's show, so i'm grateful they accepted some crappy promotion with paddypower since it means there's something acerbic to read about this year's batch of no hopers. cheers for taking money from The Man, HM!
		robbie22 on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Id do stuart hes got a great body