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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

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New housemates? Who cares! Last night's episode shone the spotlight on Primark Wonder Woman, the amazing Lisa! And about time too...

 

Maysoon suggested that the girls try to lift Kat out of her chair using psychic energy. It was a failure, obviously, but gave Lisa the chance to tell everyone that she once, single-handedly, lifted a car and piano using psychic super strength. Not only that, she's also prone to having out of body experiences and enjoys flying around at night feeling the breeze on her face! A stunned Maysoon said: "I've never heard of that happening to anyone."

Back your favourites to win here!


Lisa: "Well I'm not scared of these things; I'm open to those experiences. It's happened about ten times in three years."


Ten times? She's a psychic super woman! Get her in a cape, get her out of the house and get her on the streets fighting crime – how has the world managed without her?

Meanwhile, Belinda raced around the house, squawking out her freeform jazz scat and pissing everyone off. She only wears black and white "because my personality provides the rest of the colour". Spew. This woman is on the fast-track to eviction, fortunately, thanks to her flights of fuckwittery and multi-decibel snoring.


"Belinda doesn't care she kept us up all night with her constant snoring and rhino noises," Luke assessed, accurately.


Lisa to win! Or outlast Mario at least. Amazing Lisa wouldn't use her powers for evil, unlike Dick Dastardly Mario who turned the oven up to burn Rex's pizzas. The rotter! Rise above it, Captain Ginger Bonce, we're with you all the way!


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