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Meanwhile Kat's days are numbered. "She had us all fooled, she's far from genuine," quacked Luke, the shit-stirring teenage George Formby. Kat's crime? Blubbing about nothing! Even multi-skilled superheroine Lisa has had enough of this Taiwanese water torture.

Lisa: "You're stressing us out with getting so upset. Rex is a big boy and Bex is a wild child. Don't get hysterical."
Kat: "Boohoohoo"
Lisa: "They don't get on, Kat, you can't make them get on."

Wise words, Lisa, as ever. Poor old Kat took herself to the garden and hid by the jail where she sobbed in secret. Dry those eyes! Get back in there, kick Bex's fat arse and teach Stuart how to pronounce "flamingo". It's not "flamenco". Proof that huge massive pecs can't buy you brains!