MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR

Another day, another "wacky" task in the Big Brother house. Today's effort was a triumph though, decking the housemates out in cute animal costumes for the Big Brother Zoo. Aww. Back your favourites to win here!

Lisa, who has become our latest object of fascination, demonstrated her physical super powers by standing on one leg dressed as a flamingo for 20 minutes. Hooray! Jen, by contrast, was decidedly unenthusiastic about getting dressed up like a seal and letting Mario throw buckets of water over her. "Why am I doing this to myself?" she pondered in a rare moment of astute self-examination "Why am I making an idiot of myself on television? I don't like being mocked. My dignity's on the floor."

Get used to it, Jen. You might have flippers on your hands today but you'll have egg on your face tomorrow when you're booted out of the house. Her ginger rival, Prince Rexypoos, is clearly driving the rest of them mad with his non-stop boasts about his wealth, his restaurants and his fantastic lifestyle but we never get shown that on the highlights show. Ignorance is bliss as far as this viewer is concerned and Jen's mothering about her half-baked "love square" has sealed (hoho) her fate. Seeya!

Lisa's fact of the day: she had a rabbit that died of myxomatosis. She began to feel unwell after nursing bunny on his death-hutch and went to visit the doctor.

Lisa: "I said 'I think I've got myxomatosis'. He said 'That's impossible.'"
Mario: "What was it then?"
Lisa: "A cold."

Lisa to win!