CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!

Yes Rexypoos takes on witchy minx Jen in this Friday's nail biting (?) eviction showdown. It's a safe bet Jen will be getting on her broom stick and effing off back to Tyneside to be reunited with the baby she's left in the airing cupboard for the past month. Girls usually get the boot when they're up against boys in BB evictions under normal circumstances.

Girls usually get the boot when they're up against boys in BB evictions under normal circumstances.

When the girl has been weeping and wailing over someone touching her nursery-school-esque painting ("You wouldn't do it to a Monet!" is the quote of the series so far) and then crying and carrying on about the "love triangle" she finds herself in it's a sure fire guarantee she'll be out. She'll be lucky if the crowd aren't waiting with flaming torches and burning effigies.

Jen and Bex degenerated deeper into the bowels of bitchery thanks to a couple of deftly delivered Diary Room comments. They both nominated Welsh Rachel. "She's got a dark side" frothed Jen "she smiles constantly, it's a Cheshire cat kind of smile."

"She grates on me" said Bex of Boring Rachel, "she's like a cheese greater". Then got her boobs out (as normal) and ran round the garden.

Lisa's revelation of the day: she once climbed up a ladder from a speedboat into a helicopter! Is there any feat this woman won't tackle? More (hopefully) tomorrow!

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