Nearly a month in and the boredom's really
taking its toll – and not just on the viewers!
Buxom Becs was so beside herself with
tedium she declared, "I even wish Alex was still here – that's how bad
it's got. I wish they'd put someone else in, I don't want any more of this
nicey, nicey stuff." How did she resolve her plight? By getting her boobs
out. Doesn't she know any other tricks?!
Walking into the living room only wearing a
thong Becs convinced the housemates Big Brother had confiscated her clothes.
"They said I was trying to send a message to the outside world with my T-shirt,"
she claimed.
"Have they given us hot water
though?" asked Mo, by now immune to the sight of Becs's rolls of white
flesh squelching about the place.
Stu was similarly unimpressed, telling Becs
to put her nip away. That's rich!! We've seen more of Stu and Dale's nipples
than we have our own thanks to their non-stop topless pec-twitching antics.
Rude! At least Becs doesn't have a beard and eyeliner, unlike bearded lady Stu
(and Jen, who wields her moustache-waxing strips like a professional).
Put a pie in it, Stu! And wear a bra!
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