I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!

Hooray! It was snoozey stuff as housemates were dragged into the diary room to agree with whatever Top Scottish Producer Bloke said. Some of them wiggled off the hook quite well. Darnell, Rebecca and Stuart – who accessorised his mega-lashes with a spot of nail varnish – all said they were sorry and were happy to "draw a line under it". It all proved too much for topless chimp Dale though.

The poor PE teacher flexed his boobs in confusion when asked to reflect on his antics. "You made Rex apologise to Jennifer, then had a go at him," said BB. 

"HUH?" grunted Dale, pecs twitching, drool practically dropping from his face. "I just hope the public don't think I'm a knob," he gibbered. Deary me, Dale, it's too late to worry about that. Announcing in your entry tape that you're going to "nail any fanny in there" wasn't the best start to a nob-free future.

Meanwhile Lisa revealed she was a bouncer for six years at a club in Warrington. She's a walking enigma! How did she keep this exciting morsel up her sleeve for so long? She also met fancy man Mario when she bought his crystal ball on eBay. More Lisa please, BB! She's clearly a woman of many talents. Although didn't use any of them on fight night. Was it part of her bouncer training to defuse punch-ups by sitting on a bed calling people "disrespectful"? Rubbish!

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