THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23
GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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Published on Mon 30 June 2008 by Metrosexual
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23 |
Big Brother once again showed their somewhat random approached to discipline. When Alex said she'd get her gangster pals to murder the housemates' relatives she got kept in, rowing about spaghetti, for a further 24 hours. A bit of gob in someone's face and Perez McHilton was out on his sporran in 30 minutes flat.
While no rival to BB 5's legendary four-way fight night, Friday's Painting-gate had its moments. Dale got to scamper around topless grunting like an extra from 'Planet of the Apes' while Stu flexed his pecs and bellowed, "IT'S NOT JUST A PAINTING!"
What was the cause of alarm? Had cookie-deprived Kathreya flipped out and torched the Mona Lisa? No. Our ginger hero Rex smudged Geordie Jen's painting of Stu. "You wouldn't be allowed to do that in art gallery," fake-sobbed Jen, somewhat overestimating the quality of her work.
As with any good playground scrap sides were quickly taken, mini-rucks broke out and chaos ensued. Hapless Mo blundered in - and had the temerity to "stare" at Dale - so Perez McHilton spat in his face. Drama!
We were hoping as the cast thinned out a bit that Perez would come into his own, hoofing it up, doing Lisa Minnelli routines, demanding Iron Bru etc but alas, it wasn't to be. Hopefully BB have a few more topless stand-bys waiting in the wings because they're really getting through them this year.
Oh, and we were correct (obviously) the beautiful yet barking Sylvia got evicted. Why had she spent days stalking Stu? "I don't know, it was lust," she told Davina. You're only human, Sylvia!
Back your favourites to win here!
What was the cause of alarm? Had cookie-deprived Kathreya flipped out and torched the Mona Lisa? No. Our ginger hero Rex smudged Geordie Jen's painting of Stu. "You wouldn't be allowed to do that in art gallery," fake-sobbed Jen, somewhat overestimating the quality of her work.
As with any good playground scrap sides were quickly taken, mini-rucks broke out and chaos ensued. Hapless Mo blundered in - and had the temerity to "stare" at Dale - so Perez McHilton spat in his face. Drama!
We were hoping as the cast thinned out a bit that Perez would come into his own, hoofing it up, doing Lisa Minnelli routines, demanding Iron Bru etc but alas, it wasn't to be. Hopefully BB have a few more topless stand-bys waiting in the wings because they're really getting through them this year.
Oh, and we were correct (obviously) the beautiful yet barking Sylvia got evicted. Why had she spent days stalking Stu? "I don't know, it was lust," she told Davina. You're only human, Sylvia!
Back your favourites to win here!
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