THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 22
TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE…
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Published on Fri 27 June 2008 by Metrosexual
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 22 |
First she tells Jen that she's taken a shine to Jen's dimwit
fancyman Dale. "I want to get stuck in, he's looking foxy." By
"foxy" she meant "like a pantomime dame", for Dale kept his
eyeliner on from the video, presumably to out gender-bend his lusciously
eyelashed love rival Stu. It's a love square in action! "Only
joking!" guffawed Sylvia, hours later, "you're so gullible Jen."
Watching Dale mull over this latest development was like watching a chimp do
long division...
Sylvia followed that comedy gold up with a routine in which she called teenage George Formby Luke "a wanker". His crime? Saying to Jennifer, "You're the Eve and there's a selection of Adams in here. It's just a question of who is going to lay you first." Which is true at least. Luke was quacking in boots until Sylvia said she was "only kidding! I'm trying to provide entertainment for myself."
Sigh. Poor mad Sylvia. It's too little too late. If she was going to re-invent herself as BB's Catherine Tate she should have done it more than 24 hours before she gets booted out. With her stalking ways and that mad glint in her eye it's a safe bet Mohamed Mohamed will be staying tonight. Mark our words!
Back your favourites to win here!
Sylvia followed that comedy gold up with a routine in which she called teenage George Formby Luke "a wanker". His crime? Saying to Jennifer, "You're the Eve and there's a selection of Adams in here. It's just a question of who is going to lay you first." Which is true at least. Luke was quacking in boots until Sylvia said she was "only kidding! I'm trying to provide entertainment for myself."
Sigh. Poor mad Sylvia. It's too little too late. If she was going to re-invent herself as BB's Catherine Tate she should have done it more than 24 hours before she gets booted out. With her stalking ways and that mad glint in her eye it's a safe bet Mohamed Mohamed will be staying tonight. Mark our words!
Back your favourites to win here!
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