THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 21
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT!
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Published on Thu 26 June 2008 by Metrosexual
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 21 |
Meanwhile quacking northern comedy teenager Luke has been letting
his inner twat shine through, stirring up bitchery wherever he goes. Holding
forth in the diary room, Elmer Fudd Junior chuntered:
"We have a fwee democwacy in this house. Rachel and Katweya voted for Wex and Mohamed to get out, they're playing vewy clever game, vewy clever. Only two people weally care about them that much..."
Not so fast, idiot! We're sure the rest of the viewing public admires Captain Ginger Bonce as much as we do. He was particularly magnificent in a chat with dimwit PE teacher Dale, following up on Dale's hollow accusation the Rex "talks with his dick out". Whatever that means.
It was like watching a cat toy with a special-needs mouse! Sit down Dale and shurrup!
Back your favourites to win here!
"We have a fwee democwacy in this house. Rachel and Katweya voted for Wex and Mohamed to get out, they're playing vewy clever game, vewy clever. Only two people weally care about them that much..."
Not so fast, idiot! We're sure the rest of the viewing public admires Captain Ginger Bonce as much as we do. He was particularly magnificent in a chat with dimwit PE teacher Dale, following up on Dale's hollow accusation the Rex "talks with his dick out". Whatever that means.
Rex: "What odes talking with your dick out mean?"
Dale: "I don't know what I was on about."
Rex: "I've never said a bad word about you, why would you say something horrible about me?"
Dale: "You never know when people take things personally or whether you're going to take it personally..." (goes cross eyed with confusion).
Rex: "I still don't know what it means."
Dale: "It means when you say one thing and do the other."
Rex: "Give me an example."
Dale: (brain boggling) "Like with the food... coffee... biscuits... it's so pathetic."
Rex "I've never stolen food or hidden it. I don't want a problem with anyone."
Dale: (practically crying under the cross examination) "I'm genuinely sorry."
It was like watching a cat toy with a special-needs mouse! Sit down Dale and shurrup!
Back your favourites to win here!
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