THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 20
HE TALKS WITH HIS DICK OUT!
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Published on Wed 25 June 2008 by Metrosexual
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 20 |
"He talks with his dick out all the time," he told Dennis and Jennifer, who were cooped up in the BB "jail". Dimwit Dale hadn't realised Rex was having a lie down mere inches away!
"What does that mean?" enquired ginger chef Rex.
"It means you've got double standards. We all cook our own meals," floundered desperate Dale before high tailing it to the diary room. Boo! Poor Rexypoos, all he wants to do is rule the house with an iron first - why won't they let him?
Rex reflected to Mohamed Mohamed (crazy name, crazy guy!) that he hadn't realised Jennifer and Dennis didn't like him. You can add half the house to that list, Rex! Dry your eyes, we still love you, ginger prince...
The show concluded, as is now custom, with an indecipherable 15 minute bullshit-fest between Jennifer and Sylvia on the subject of their non-existent in-house romances. It's a good thing the show is aimed at teenage girls because they're the only people on earth who could follow this frenzy of self-justifying doubletalk and deluded finger-pointing. All men are bastards innit! Even if they're just having a quiet snooze! It was a bonanza of bullshit concluding with lovelorn Sylvia - a raving psycho who has stalked uninterested new boy Stu around the house since he got there - prodding him awake and telling him to "stop flirting with me".
"Ahhh God! This house!" wailed Stu before turning over. Yes, Stu, with your beard and your pecs you look like you're auditioning for '300 Part 2' but you're living in a remake of 'Fatal Attraction'. Enjoy!
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"It means you've got double standards. We all cook our own meals," floundered desperate Dale before high tailing it to the diary room. Boo! Poor Rexypoos, all he wants to do is rule the house with an iron first - why won't they let him?
Rex reflected to Mohamed Mohamed (crazy name, crazy guy!) that he hadn't realised Jennifer and Dennis didn't like him. You can add half the house to that list, Rex! Dry your eyes, we still love you, ginger prince...
The show concluded, as is now custom, with an indecipherable 15 minute bullshit-fest between Jennifer and Sylvia on the subject of their non-existent in-house romances. It's a good thing the show is aimed at teenage girls because they're the only people on earth who could follow this frenzy of self-justifying doubletalk and deluded finger-pointing. All men are bastards innit! Even if they're just having a quiet snooze! It was a bonanza of bullshit concluding with lovelorn Sylvia - a raving psycho who has stalked uninterested new boy Stu around the house since he got there - prodding him awake and telling him to "stop flirting with me".
"Ahhh God! This house!" wailed Stu before turning over. Yes, Stu, with your beard and your pecs you look like you're auditioning for '300 Part 2' but you're living in a remake of 'Fatal Attraction'. Enjoy!
Back your favourites to win here!
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