WHO NEEDS SOAP OPERAS?

"Who needs soap operas when you've got this place?" enthused Luke breathlessly. Hmm. Corrie's only on four nights a week and doesn't drag on for an hour each time, so that's one advantage…

A part-time wrestling commentator, Luke's verbal dexterity came in handy to give us the rundown on events in the house at the moment - new boy Stuart's turned up and no one knows what to make of him. Hmmm. We're not guessing he's got a lot of hidden depths but seems happy and eager to chat topless in the Diary Room, so he's presumably giving the producers want they want. Hooray!

Meanwhile Sylvia hid some biscuits. Yes, it's a slow day in the BB house. This became the centrepiece of tonight's drama. "I'll steal cookies if I want to steal cookies, who's got a problem?" she ranted. Boo! To make matters worse her wee sidekick Dale gave her a round of applause. Double boo! Still, now Stuart's deposed him as King of the Pecs he'll have to find a new role in the house.

We also learned that one of the housemates is a creative genius!!! Which one of them was so bored they came up with the idea of using food labels to play Top Trumps?! Genius!! That Mystery Housemate to win!!!

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