TELL THAT TO ALLAH!

It's Mohammed's birthday and to celebrate, housemates must queue up to stab each other in the back. Yes, it was business as usual for their first nominations day.

Mario, with seven nominations and Mad Alex with nine face the public vote. Nine?! Who the hell were the other six housemates nominating? At least this nutbag seems to have brought the house together.

"Bex was so scared of Alex she couldn't get off her seat one night," said Dennis.

"She can't control her temper. She makes me quite scared," said Kathreya.

"Her argumentative streak makes us uneasy," said Sylvia (i.e. she's shitting herself - and she once fled war-torn Sierra Leone!).

Mohammed went for a cross-dressing theme for his party. Zzzz. But it proved enough to turn Mad Alex into an extremist...

Alex: "As a Muslim and as a man I expect more from you. Certain things I think is going too far. We've both smoked and had alcohol but here are certain things we shouldn't be doing. Tell me that I'm wrong."

Mo (in bra and skirt): "I'm not gay! I'm just having fun!"

Sylvia: "It's all in the name of fun."

Alex: "Tell that to Allah! You've got to have some limits!"

Hooray! Can we add Allah to the list of things the housemates are "disrespecting"? Stay tuned! Well done, producers, there's never been a religious war in the house before. What could possibly go wrong?


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