THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 11
WAR!
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Published on Tue 17 June 2008 by Metrosexual
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 11 |
"I came in here to escape my life. I was drinking a lot because I'd achieved every goal I set myself and I became unfulfilled."
Weep. Moving words and ones I'm sure we can all identify with. That's what my nightly Stella binges are down to then, oh Prince, I'm too fulfilled! May a fortnight of micro-celebrity bring you the happiness you seek, Captain Ginger Bonce.
The main event was Dennis's nonsensical, gossip-mongering dinner party. "I've brought you all here," he began, like a Miss Marple in Perez Hilton's clothing, "to discuss some issues in the house." Cue circuitous blather about people "being themselves" and talking behind people's backs. Snore.
It was a pea-brained attempt to tell everyone Mad Alex had been slagging them all off while pretending she'd turned over a new leaf. Without a Rosetta Stone handy to translate his elaborate code most housemates were left in the dark.
"Why don't you be specific?" demanded Jennifer.
"Because it would cause war," said Dennis dramatically. He may have the gayest socks in Britain but he's no idiot. Mad Alex would have smeared him across the walls!
Every year it's the same story. Every year! "You've been talking about me behind my back! Sob sob sob." That's the point of the show! Every week you've got to suck up to Big Brother, call two people a pair of twats in secret and try to turf them out of the house. What's the problem?
Luke mused in the diary room, "If I've got something to say about someone, I'll do it in here, behind their backs." That's what it's there for.
Back your favourites to win here!
The main event was Dennis's nonsensical, gossip-mongering dinner party. "I've brought you all here," he began, like a Miss Marple in Perez Hilton's clothing, "to discuss some issues in the house." Cue circuitous blather about people "being themselves" and talking behind people's backs. Snore.
It was a pea-brained attempt to tell everyone Mad Alex had been slagging them all off while pretending she'd turned over a new leaf. Without a Rosetta Stone handy to translate his elaborate code most housemates were left in the dark.
"Why don't you be specific?" demanded Jennifer.
"Because it would cause war," said Dennis dramatically. He may have the gayest socks in Britain but he's no idiot. Mad Alex would have smeared him across the walls!
Every year it's the same story. Every year! "You've been talking about me behind my back! Sob sob sob." That's the point of the show! Every week you've got to suck up to Big Brother, call two people a pair of twats in secret and try to turf them out of the house. What's the problem?
Luke mused in the diary room, "If I've got something to say about someone, I'll do it in here, behind their backs." That's what it's there for.
Back your favourites to win here!
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