FART IN A THUNDERSTORM

The only thing more embarrassing than watching Davina host a chat show is watch Davina interview a psychopathic gangster's moll. Div let Mad Alex walk all over her! When shown scenes of her carrying on like an arsehole, threatening to murder the housemates families, rant about chips and cry over her disrespected lighter the mental Muslim lapdancer said it was all "out of context."

After 15 minutes of carrying on like a fart in a thunderstorm, out-foxed by insane Al, Davina concluded with her trademark "what have you learned?" question.

"I've learned sometimes you can say your point without going at your point really hard. This isn't a new foundation" said the ever-eloquent Alex. Seeya!

Her replacement is a 25 year old property developer (i.e. painter and decorator) called Stuart. He seems like a complete toss pot. Beardy and resplendent in guyliner he manages to be simultaneously cheesy, sinister and hermaphroditic. Quite an achievement Stu! Keep it up!

It took viewers approximately 10 seconds to guess that he was previously in the test run with Sylvia. They seem very friendly. Will they by the new Dale'n'Jen?! The suspense!! Zzzz.