Latest housemates enter the big brother house
AND WE'RE OFF..!
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Published on Wed 30 May 2007 by HOLYMOLY!
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Latest housemates enter the big brother house |
So we have:
- Two Minipops ("To avoid more controversy our first two contestants are twins dressed up as Paedophile Fantasy Wank material")
- 1 Old lesbian
- Rupaul ( Charley has a tattoo of HER OWN NAME on her arm. Just so the guys know what they're dry-humping up against the bar in some club bogs).
- Q:How can she have the tits of a 40 year old?
- A:When you have half of Aston Villa hanging off the ends
- Wurzel Gummidge on E or the Witch from Charlton and the Wheelies, take yer pick. GYAC love, there aren't any E's in there.
- Chanel(le) dressed in New Look
- A hybrid of Narinder and last year's Sam. With the most amazing Bingo Wings.
- A Tory who has just discovered indie Music (Peaches Geldof it is then). NME - this is who is buying your magazine.
- Welsh Beth Ditto using gravy browning for foundation and wearing Kylie's bra, with the most ridiculous breasts on God's earth (not including Leah from last year obv). She's a really good cook - yet sadly no-one else gets the chance to find out.
Shilpa ShettyBy a strange co-incidence the complete opposite of Shilpa Shetty. Nil-points Shetty.- "If she can sleep with one celebrity, she'd sleep with Calum Best". Well you'll achieve at least one thing in your life. Well done.
- Millie Tant with the voice of Alan Sugar. I've just been sick.
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