Jonathan has left the building in case you haven't noticed

Day 34: July 3rd

Published on Tue 03 July 2007 by

Jonathan has left the building in case you haven't noticed

Oh won't someone please for the love of God tell Charley to shut up? Last night she told Chanelle and Gerry that they would get 'some fame' when they left the house but not as much as her. And the reason? Well, because she always hangs out with celebrities, it means she already is one. She then described this as 'keeping it real'. None. More. Delusional.

The shame of it is that our society is churning these ludicrous superficial star-fucking cretins out by the million. They are programmed to believe that they can never be wrong. When, as is inevitable, Charley is evicted and booed to high heaven and back, she will rationalise (like Grace before her) that the revulsion she inspires in others is borne out of jealousy at her beauty and celebrity lifestyle.

In other earth shattering news, Chanelle was talking last night about her plans to go to university. Now, I'm not one to cast doubt on the fine British education system but Chanelle!? At university!? Hmmm.

Liam and Brian discovered they both share a passion for the writings of Oscar Wilde. Sorry, I mean 'Only Fools and Horses'. I'm not making any Trigger and Rodney comparisons.

Oh, and narcissist in chief Jonathan has left the building. He got the sad news that his nan had died and left. He brought something to the house but nobody seems to know what exactly that was and so won't be as missed as he might have hoped...

Big Brother 8, Charley, Gerry, Chanelle, Jonathan, Liam, Brian, Channel 4, Endemol, Laura, Carole, Amanda, The Twins, nominations, evgictions, tasks, Holy Moly

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		Poontang on Wed 04 July 2007 said... The twins are at university too apparently. The mind boggles.
		dodgemdolly on Wed 04 July 2007 said... aww i liked jonathan.. he just spoke the truth yesterday when charley was not swearing due to her 'task' he said to her that she was 'almost pallatable' ... that guy spoke his mind...im gonna miss him
		BryanMaddocks on Thu 05 July 2007 said... ...or he was sucking the audiences teets. Charleys a cunt, he's a cunt, kudos span round and killed a family member, gutted.