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Housemates pass posh task

Day 85: 23rd August

Housemates pass posh task

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The housemates had to complete the final part of their 'Posh Week' task last night - dancing at the Big Brother Ball and attempting not to talk with their mouths full. Naturally, they failed the latter.

Ziggy's bullying started to show again as he and chronic complainer Carole fought over the shopping list. Carole wants a healthy, balanced, vegetable-rich larder. The rest of them just want to eat crap, hoping they'll get any essential nutrition from the tomatoes in their ketchup. Carole should just let them have their potato wedges and step back.

Back at the Big Brother Ball, watching the housemates dance was like watching a toddler take its first steps. After a few uncoordinated movements forward they'd collapse in a heap on the floor.

Having run out of tobacco, Tracey is going cold turkey. She scrabbled around for any remnants of a cigarette, only just stopping short of rummaging through the ashtrays for discarded fag ends. What was most disconcerting, however, was seeing her - a grown woman - in a pair of pink panda-print pyjamas that simply shouldn't be worn by anyone past the age of 13.

After passing their task, no longer having to talk proper and with Brian rejoicing, "It's the dog's balderdash!" they are now entitled to a luxury shopping budget. Let's hope it's mainly comprised of booze to fuel the continuing arguments, tears and tantrums.


COMMENTS
greenman on Thu 23 August 2007 said...
What's the point in eating 'sensible' crap when it will all be over in 2 weeks?
poshfloozy on Fri 24 August 2007 said...
"she scrabbled around for any remnants of a cigarette only just stopping short of rummaging through the ashtrays..." You mean like that tramp Charley did every single day? Dirty bitch.
Fabio on Fri 24 August 2007 said...
please stop posting pictures of Brian's face
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