Day 20: June 19

Groundhog day in the Big Brother house with yet more screaming and shouting from foghorn-featured, unemployed stripper Charley. Resplendent in manky wig, Primark bikini and Ugg boots she went on another 800 word per second, multi-decibelled monologue about 'youlotarefaketwofacedweirdos.' She really is a Jade tribute act and producers seem as keen to shove her down our throats as they were with her disgraced pig-faced counterpart.

Not content with making a fanny of herself, as normal, with her row she followed it up with a draw-dropping display of delusion during a 'friendly' chat with the new housemates. 'I can't help it. I don't hang around with celebrities on purpose, it's just what I know. I go to Chinawhite and chuck my money away at Nandos. Of course I've met Jodie Marsh..." Words fail us. Boasting about meeting Jodie fucking Marsh? End this madness housemates! Get her out!

In other news millionaire businessman (as if!) Jonathan is grooming the Nazi Twins to be Newcastle's answer to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen while Liam has amazed/appalled us with his mesmerising/nauseating gold shorts. We've never seen anything like them. Is he secretly in the WWE? What a trooper.

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