BB DAY 2

We saw this lot traipse down the stairs last night and here they doing it again on the highlights show. Alexandra's skills of dealing with the disabled don't get any better with a second viewing;

Blind Mikey: "Hello. I can't see anything at all"

Alexandra: "No problem, that's absolutely fine."

Alexandra's one to watch. Her intro tape made her look like last year's villainess Charley (minus the footballer shagging) and has been described by the Croydon Guardian as a nuisance neighbour who plays her music too loud and argues with her boyfriend in the street. The fiend! Get the stocks out Croydon, she'll be home soon.

16 of the blighters are stuffed in the house so some won't get a speaking part for a few weeks yet. So Sylvia and the interchangeable brunettes are probably safe for the time being.

Steph's the producers favourite. The blonde Girls Aloud reject had two whole diary room sessions to herself on the highlights show, musing on the ignominy of pretending to go out with Mario. Meanwhile it's emerged both Mario and Lisa, the other side of this BB-spun wife-swapping love triangle, have been on BBC2's Kitchen Criminals. Lisa's tuna bake is 'slop' apparently. Yikes!

Maybe the news would reassure Mohammed. The afro-bonced Somalian's sole contribution last night was to ask Albino Darnell if Lisa is 'really a woman.' Go on Lisa, show him your fishy mess, put his mind at rest.

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