Diary Room Uncut subjected us to the spectacle of ex Northern Line twonk Ziggy writing a song. How does he cram so much talent and genius into one small head?
It was like watching Mrs Cheeky pen one of her classics.
We also get to gaze upon Chanelle having a nervous breakdown. "I go to the gym – sob sob sob – but he made me feel so ugly – boo hoo hoo – and now they think I'm just attention seeking and there's only green tea I the house and we've only got brown sugar – sob sob sob – but then everyone will say 'oh look Chanelle's drinking tea and she always eat the biscuits'" That's entertainment!
Only 10 more weeks of this to go! Hooray! *cries*